caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (elem-joan)
Title: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Fandom: Elementary
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, likely ooc
Warnings: none
Word Count: 415
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #31: Once More With Feeling: Involve music. I have zero knowledge of the floorplan of Sherlock's Brownstone, please excuse any ruptures in the time-space continuum. I also do not intend to disparage the instrument, it's just I figure Joan has some childhood resentment built up toward it.

Summary: Joan Watson has had enough.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (elem-joan)
Title: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Fandom: Elementary
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, likely ooc
Warnings: none
Word Count: 415
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [community profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #31: Once More With Feeling: Involve music. I have zero knowledge of the floorplan of Sherlock's Brownstone, please excuse any ruptures in the time-space continuum. I also do not intend to disparage the instrument, it's just I figure Joan has some childhood resentment built up toward it.

Summary: Joan Watson has had enough.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (always 1895)
Title: Quantum Entanglement
Fandom: Multiple
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, Pretentious twaddle. Lots of quotes from Holmesian sources.
Warnings: I'm not kidding about the pretentious twaddle.
Word Count: 307 (or, if you take out the quotes I didn't fabricate, it's a 221B ;-D)
Disclaimer: I lay no claim of ownership on any iteration of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #19: Great Minds Think Alike: The AU challenge. Owes a debt of inspiration to Intersect (across the multiverse) by ifonlynotever. I'm not happy with this, but I'd take years trying to get it right if it wasn't a JWP entry and meant to be out in short order, so there we are.

Summary: Recognition can happen in the absence of memory.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (breaking lestrade's brain)
Title: A Friendly Game
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness
Warnings: none
Word Count: 320
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #17: A Team Effort. This has been written twice, because my text editor lost the first, longer version when it locked up. Arg.

Summary: John did try to get Sherlock to give Anderson a second chance.


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caffienekitty: (facepalm)
Title: The Scottish Ploy
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, case-ficlet, silliness, prank, 'witchcraft', Shakespeare,
Warnings: None
Word Count: 655
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #15: Throw The Book At 'Em: Include a literary reference. Eh, sort of. Bonus non-literary crack cross-fandom reference.

Summary: Cases like this are what made Sherlock turn to telecommuting.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (jakku)
Title: Rey's Words
Fandom: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, canon neglected child backstory, maudlin
Warnings: none
Word Count: 750
Disclaimer: Not my world. Not even my usual world.
Notes: Well, lately when I'm trying to avoid thinking about RL (doing a lot of that lately) and don't have the focus for anything more demanding, I poke around on the Force Awakens Fic Meme (caution, many prompts NSFW), and this 'misfire' prompt got me thinking about Rey's relationship with reading during her early life. So, here's my first Star Wars ficlet (that is, if you don't count the ones I wrote before the internet existed ;-)).


Summary: Rey's relationship with written words and stories, growing up on Jakku.

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caffienekitty: (castiel-badasslongcoat)
Title: Capture the Flag
Fandom: Supernatural
Alternate Posting: AO3
Rating/Content: Gen, PG-13, Post season 6 AU-ish, Silliness, Political strategy, Rampant blasphemy and inaccurate theology in several directions, OC Cherub.
Word Count: 1500
Disclaimer: I do not own and did not originate this world and its inherent characters.
Notes: I wrote this ages ago in one big gush right after the Season 6 finale. I don't know why I never posted it. Maybe I was thinking of going somewhere with it, but I have no idea now. Obviously, things went very differently in show, but since I found it pretty much complete as is (even though it's mostly Castiel and Crowley talking), I'm going to post it now anyway as a post season 6 AU *handwave* thingy, where monster souls and Leviathan didn't drive Castiel quite as nuts, etc. and there were different problems to deal with.

Summary: Getting to the top often means you make a better target.


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caffienekitty: (castiel-badasslongcoat)
Title: Capture the Flag
Fandom: Supernatural
Alternate Posting: AO3
Rating/Content: Gen, PG-13, Post season 6 AU-ish, Silliness, Political strategy, Rampant blasphemy and inaccurate theology in several directions, OC Cherub.
Word Count: 1500
Disclaimer: I do not own and did not originate this world and its inherent characters.
Notes: I wrote this ages ago in one big gush right after the Season 6 finale. I don't know why I never posted it. Maybe I was thinking of going somewhere with it, but I have no idea now. Obviously, things went very differently in show, but since I found it pretty much complete as is (even though it's mostly Castiel and Crowley talking), I'm going to post it now anyway as a post season 6 AU *handwave* thingy, where monster souls and Leviathan didn't drive Castiel quite as nuts, etc. and there were different problems to deal with.

Summary: Getting to the top often means you make a better target.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (cabinpres - techplane)
In a valiant attempt to keep myself sane, here's a dialog-only micro-ficlet for the prompt "Gerti lands in your town" over at the CP meme. (I'm cheating. This is where I visited some relations once in the 80's)



"How much further until we get to civilization?"

"COWS! LOOK! HUNDREDS OF COWS! BRILLIANT!"

"According to the last sign, another fifty eight... miles? Or kilometers?"

"AND A HORSE! TWO HORSES! OH WOW! AND A COWBOY! LOOK! LOOK! A REAL COWBOY! Or cowgirl, I can't tell! HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"Kilometers. Canada is metric, mostly."

"Oh we've gone past him. Or her. OH WOW LOOK AT THAT FIELD! IT'S COMPLETELY FULL OF YELLOW FLOWERS!"

"At least someone's excited to be in the middle of nowhere, Alberta."

"IT GOES ON FOREVER!"

"Someone evidently is."

"BRILLIANT!"

"Arthur, we're all in the same... well I don't think you could call it a cab, really but it's as close as they get here. Anyway, we're all in it together. You don't need to shout."

"Sorry, sorry. It's just exciting, with all the cows and horses and an ACTUAL COWBOYGIRLPERSON RIGHT THERE, DID YOU SEE!? And all the flowers! Maybe since there's no other cars, I should start playing 'Yellow Flower' instead! YEL-"

"NO!!!"
caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (Sherlock - mrs hudson)
Title: All The Different Kinds of Sunshine
Fandoms: Sherlock/Doctor Who
Alternate posting: AO3
Rating/Content: Gen, PG13, first person, POV Mrs. Hudson, crossover, introspection.
Word Count: 600-ish
Disclaimer: I do not own and did not originate these characters or their world.
Notes: A short first person monologue by Mrs. Hudson, delivered to a John Watson who really should be paying more attention. Kind of in honour of the upcoming 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, but really it just jumped up and ambushed me today.

Summary: In her youth, Mrs. Hudson did some travelling.

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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (introspection)
Title: Aweary of the Sun
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Rating/Content: PG-13. Spoilers for 2.03/TRF. Depiction of depression, grief, suicidal ideation, analysis of suicide. John POV. ANGST.
Word Count: 580-ish
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or their world.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt Challenge #22 "The Bard" - Use Shakespeare. Please read the Content notes above first.

Summary: A fragment of one of Shakespeare's plays torments John after Sherlock's death.

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caffienekitty: (facepalm)
Title: I Think I'll Go For a Walk
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Rating/Content: PG-13 Mildly injured and not-so-mildly embarrassed John, Sherlock and assorted Yarders being prats. Also quite ridiculous.
Word Count: 710-ish
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or their world.
Summary: A minor accident in the flat ends up being a major annoyance for John.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt Challenge #20 "Rabbit Season" which entails picking from prior [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes Challenges and prompts. This sort-of fills Challenges 7 (Embarass Watson) 15 ("You're useless to me like this.") and 16 (Minor Injury). Title is a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


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caffienekitty: (facepalm)
Title: Second Opinion
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)/Supernatural
Rating/Content: PG-13. Crossover with Supernatural. Vampirism. John Watson whumpage. Probably crack.
Word Count: 1300-ish
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or their respective worlds.
Summary: Through a confusing sequence of events John Watson gets bitten by a vampire, but he'll be fine if Sherlock will let the Winchesters help.
A/N: Written in under 3 hours for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #7: Crossover. Not betaed or Brit-picked or Ameri-picked. May incur editing later. [LJ-Only]
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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (fangirl)
Title: A Very Small Something
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Rating/Content: PG. Stress-influenced dietary decisions. Set post-TRF, so references to that episode.
Disclaimer: Neither the world or the characters are mine, and I believe Molly is specifically Moffat and Gatiss' creation.
Word Count: 800-ish
Summary: Molly has a miserable day, and then gets a phone call.
A/N: The tried and true therapy of giving a fictional character my crappy day strikes again.

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caffienekitty: (please tell me you're joking)
I haven't posted fanfic here since February, which is just wrong. No promises this is any good though, and I may chicken out and delete it won't be deleting it unless Hostess threatens to sue.


Title: Spongy Yellow Deliciousness
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating/Content: Gen, PG-13, Silliness. DOES NOT MESH ANY TIMELINES IN ANY WAY. Crack. Not to be taken seriously at all. Title is a quote from Zombieland which I have yet to see.
Word Count: 500-ish
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural, or any part or portion of Hostess Brands or their owners or subsidiaries, of which Twinkies are a trademarked property. I am not intending to defame Hostess Brands in any way, nor am I suggesting that Twinkies cannot be enjoyed in moderation as part of a healthy diet. I will state very firmly that to my knowledge, no real Twinkie has ever contained mind-altering substances from another dimension.
A/N: Rambling )

Summary: Dean returns from Purgatory to find that some things have changed.

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