caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (hunh)
Title: Advanced Strategies in Thermal Regulation
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, insomnia, heat,
Warnings: none
Word Count: 680
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #28: Musical Quote: "In July the sun is hot; is it shining? No it's not." Well, I've gone pretty much 180° from the prompt since I couldn't see the video and apparently only the first part of the prompt took hold, and then stalled immediately. I blame the weather.


Summary: A heatwave in London is a damp, heavy, grimy thing, like a giant washing-up sponge pressing down on the city.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (elem-joan)
Title: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Fandom: Elementary
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, likely ooc
Warnings: none
Word Count: 415
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #31: Once More With Feeling: Involve music. I have zero knowledge of the floorplan of Sherlock's Brownstone, please excuse any ruptures in the time-space continuum. I also do not intend to disparage the instrument, it's just I figure Joan has some childhood resentment built up toward it.

Summary: Joan Watson has had enough.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (elem-joan)
Title: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Fandom: Elementary
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, likely ooc
Warnings: none
Word Count: 415
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [community profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #31: Once More With Feeling: Involve music. I have zero knowledge of the floorplan of Sherlock's Brownstone, please excuse any ruptures in the time-space continuum. I also do not intend to disparage the instrument, it's just I figure Joan has some childhood resentment built up toward it.

Summary: Joan Watson has had enough.


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caffienekitty: (giggle)
Title: When Timbers are Shivered and Lillies are Livered
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, swashbuckling, silliness
Warnings: none
Word Count: 221b
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #29: Arr! Arr! ARRR! Arr! Arr! Ships, pirates, water, messing about with boats. Title from Tom Smith's "Talk Like a Pirate Day" anthem, just because.

Summary: Mycroft did tell him about Sherlock's childhood career plans, but John hadn't quite reconciled the image with his mad flatmate, until now.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (always 1895)
Title: Helping Hands
Fandom: ACD Holmes/Granada
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, science, silly
Warnings: none
Word Count: 590
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #30: "Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2am?".

Summary: The sacrifices one makes for science.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (always 1895)
Title: The Case of the Midnight Shaving
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Granada)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, pun, silliness, case-fic,
Warnings: none
Word Count: 935
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #23: The Lowest and Highest Form of Humour. Use a pun. Fair warning.

Summary: The man standing in the doorway of our sitting room flushed furiously, right to the top of his bald pate. "I demand my case be taken seriously!"


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (john pre-series)
Title: Walking Against the Wind
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, pre-series, first person present tense, military
Warnings: none
Word Count: 330
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #26: Elementally, My Dear Watson. Use Earth/Air/Fire/water. Well I used water earlier, so let's go for earth and air.


Summary: I can't hear my fire team over the comms anymore, just the hissing roar of the sandstorm.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (john pre-series)
Title: Walking Against the Wind
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, pre-series, first person present tense, military
Warnings: none
Word Count: 330
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [community profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #26: Elementally, My Dear Watson. Use Earth/Air/Fire/water. Well I used water earlier, so let's go for earth and air.


Summary: I can't hear my fire team over the comms anymore, just the hissing roar of the sandstorm.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (hunh)
Title: Together, They Fight Crime!
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, crack, no point at all
Warnings: none
Word Count: Drabble
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #25: Trope Trainwreck!. I completely blanked on this prompt so have a pointless drabble. :-/

Summary: Crack.


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caffienekitty: (giggle)
Title: How We Rescued My Daddy From His Bad Friends
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, OC child POV, Other incidental ocs, outsider POV, images, abduction of an adult, silly, possibly nauseating
Warnings: child in danger, briefly
Word Count: 800
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #22: Shine Yer Shoes Guvnor?. A child's perspective. I presume if any actual case involving a child witness was conducted like this, there'd be some kind of board of inquiry into exactly why certain things happened the way they did, but this isn't the real world. I've tried putting the text version of the child's story (without teacher commentary) as alt text, don't know if it worked.

Summary: This is Mr Sherlock. He's not a nice man but he's a good man because he found my daddy. He wasn't wearing his hat but I drawd it in anyway.

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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (I feel unusual)
Title: A Measure of Revenge
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, silliness, minor Sherlock whump
Warnings: none
Word Count: 260
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #24: Quote for the Day. "Use [a specific quote] at the beginning, middle or end today." Quick and silly. Horribly pretentious title misquoted from Henry VI.

Summary: Household accidents are quite common in general, but their frequency in 221B Baker Street might skew the statistics a little.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (orly)
Title: Just Around the Corner
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, food, Sherlock's eating habits
Warnings: none
Word Count: 530
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #21: 21 Song Salute. I didn't recognize any of the songs, so I went with a title. I also realize Angelo's is more around the corner down the block and over a bit, but close enough.

Summary: John discovers that when Sherlock is deep in a case and won't eat, sometimes it's better to leave it to the experts.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (bollocks)
Title: Caught in the Undertow
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, peril, blood, drowning, stabbing, case-ficlet, Watson whump, mixed POV
Warnings: blood, drowning
Word Count: 1330
Disclaimer: Not my world.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #20: Turn of the Tide. It's been a few years now since I last dropped a Watson in the water, he's about due for a dip. Not happy with this, but time's up.

Summary: On review, John thought as he sailed over the railing, getting into a brawl with a murderer on Tower Bridge had not been a wise choice.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (always 1895)
Title: Quantum Entanglement
Fandom: Multiple
Alternate Postings: AO3
Rating/Content: PG13, Pretentious twaddle. Lots of quotes from Holmesian sources.
Warnings: I'm not kidding about the pretentious twaddle.
Word Count: 307 (or, if you take out the quotes I didn't fabricate, it's a 221B ;-D)
Disclaimer: I lay no claim of ownership on any iteration of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes July Writing Prompt #19: Great Minds Think Alike: The AU challenge. Owes a debt of inspiration to Intersect (across the multiverse) by ifonlynotever. I'm not happy with this, but I'd take years trying to get it right if it wasn't a JWP entry and meant to be out in short order, so there we are.

Summary: Recognition can happen in the absence of memory.


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caffienekitty: Dean sitting slumped in a chair. "Will kill for coffee" (always 1895)
Title: A Note of Condolence
Fandom: ACD Sherlock Holmes
Alternate Posting: AO3
Rating/Content: PG-13. Depiction of grief, epistolary, graphic, post-Reichenbach
Word Count: 265
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or their respective worlds.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] watsons_woes JWP Prompt #18: Handwritten "And with this pen, I thee wed/From my heart to your distress". Font used for ACD Watson's handwriting is Black Jack. Click images for larger, I've tried to put in alt-text for the graphics, but I'm not sure if it worked.

Summary: I scarce know what words to give you on the occasion of the death of your brother.

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