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caffienekitty) wrote2008-03-04 08:55 am
caffienekitty) wrote2008-03-04 08:55 am
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Dream: Criminal Minds, Supernatural, a stalker and my family's well.
Okay, whatever, subconscious...
I dreamt that I had had a small recurring role on Criminal Minds as a whacky, quirky character of some sort, an outside agency contact or something and was at a reunion sort of thing for anybody who'd appeared on Criminal Minds. Half of the regular cast (everyone but Mandy Patinkin and the people who play JJ and Hotch) said how much they'd liked my character and wished the writers could figure out ways to bring her back.
The problem was, I had gotten amnesia somehow and couldn't remember ever having done it. I'd used the money I'd gotten for the part on amnesia-related medical expenses, and didn't even have the DVDs.
The only reason I'd found out I had the role at all was I had a super-creepy stalker-fangirl who was literally never more than ten feet away from me everywhere I went. She apparently wrote extremely badly written hardcore BDSM het and femslash featuring my character and every single other character in the show, where my character was invariably killed by accident in the process and angsted over. I hadn't read any of it, but people kept telling me about it. :-P Anyway, everywhere I went, there she was, ten feet away, waving a big shiny knife and going 'Yoo hoo!' I felt creeped out, but completely unthreatened by this.
Anyway, the Supernatural part of the dream was after the reunion thing when I was talking to Mandy Patinkin, while walking him to his hotel room, (with my shiny-knife-wielding stalker going "Yoo hoo!" ten feet behind me) about dousing for wells of all things, (I think he was planning to dig a well?). I was telling him my parents had had their well doused, but had found out 20 years down the road that the well had unsafe levels of sulfur, but they put a filter on it and it was fine after that. (That part is true, actually.)
This is where the Supernatural part of the dream comes in. Two... waiters? I guess? Who had been staffing the reunion thing showed up at my car (which was a dark blue sedan with a frothing ocean wave painted on the side) and chased away my stalker. They revealed that they were Sam and Dean.
Apparently, my parents' well had been possessed. Half of the demon was stuck in Mom's water filter (which explained why it breaks down so much) and by drinking the unfiltered water for twenty years growing up, I had wound up with half the demon in my kidneys. It hadn't done anything evil to me because I drink too much Coke.
I asked why me, because Mom and Dad been drinking the unfiltered water for twenty plus years too. They said Mom crossed Holy Ground too often for it to be drawn to her because she had holy kidneys, and Dad had been cremated, so his part of the demon was re-released and had probably found its way back to the well. They said they had to re-unite the two parts of the demon to make it 'coherent' so they could exorcise it.
We went to Mom's place and drew things around the water filter tank. Then I stood around feeling bored (!) while Sam and Dean got into a huge shouty argument about whether they needed to take out one or both of my kidneys. Sam wanted to take out both to make sure they got all of the demon, Dean wanted to only take one kidney so I could, y'know, live and stuff like that.
While waiting for them to make a decision, stalker-girl showed up on Mom's porch with the big shiny knife and the "Yoo hoo"-ing again, and then I woke up.
Like I said. Weird. I have half a demon in my kidneys and must drink more Coke. *raises an eyebrow at her subconcious*
I dreamt that I had had a small recurring role on Criminal Minds as a whacky, quirky character of some sort, an outside agency contact or something and was at a reunion sort of thing for anybody who'd appeared on Criminal Minds. Half of the regular cast (everyone but Mandy Patinkin and the people who play JJ and Hotch) said how much they'd liked my character and wished the writers could figure out ways to bring her back.
The problem was, I had gotten amnesia somehow and couldn't remember ever having done it. I'd used the money I'd gotten for the part on amnesia-related medical expenses, and didn't even have the DVDs.
The only reason I'd found out I had the role at all was I had a super-creepy stalker-fangirl who was literally never more than ten feet away from me everywhere I went. She apparently wrote extremely badly written hardcore BDSM het and femslash featuring my character and every single other character in the show, where my character was invariably killed by accident in the process and angsted over. I hadn't read any of it, but people kept telling me about it. :-P Anyway, everywhere I went, there she was, ten feet away, waving a big shiny knife and going 'Yoo hoo!' I felt creeped out, but completely unthreatened by this.
Anyway, the Supernatural part of the dream was after the reunion thing when I was talking to Mandy Patinkin, while walking him to his hotel room, (with my shiny-knife-wielding stalker going "Yoo hoo!" ten feet behind me) about dousing for wells of all things, (I think he was planning to dig a well?). I was telling him my parents had had their well doused, but had found out 20 years down the road that the well had unsafe levels of sulfur, but they put a filter on it and it was fine after that. (That part is true, actually.)
This is where the Supernatural part of the dream comes in. Two... waiters? I guess? Who had been staffing the reunion thing showed up at my car (which was a dark blue sedan with a frothing ocean wave painted on the side) and chased away my stalker. They revealed that they were Sam and Dean.
Apparently, my parents' well had been possessed. Half of the demon was stuck in Mom's water filter (which explained why it breaks down so much) and by drinking the unfiltered water for twenty years growing up, I had wound up with half the demon in my kidneys. It hadn't done anything evil to me because I drink too much Coke.
I asked why me, because Mom and Dad been drinking the unfiltered water for twenty plus years too. They said Mom crossed Holy Ground too often for it to be drawn to her because she had holy kidneys, and Dad had been cremated, so his part of the demon was re-released and had probably found its way back to the well. They said they had to re-unite the two parts of the demon to make it 'coherent' so they could exorcise it.
We went to Mom's place and drew things around the water filter tank. Then I stood around feeling bored (!) while Sam and Dean got into a huge shouty argument about whether they needed to take out one or both of my kidneys. Sam wanted to take out both to make sure they got all of the demon, Dean wanted to only take one kidney so I could, y'know, live and stuff like that.
While waiting for them to make a decision, stalker-girl showed up on Mom's porch with the big shiny knife and the "Yoo hoo"-ing again, and then I woke up.
Like I said. Weird. I have half a demon in my kidneys and must drink more Coke. *raises an eyebrow at her subconcious*
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wow, both the cats and my Mum are looking at me funny :) totally worth it :D
what a wonderful way to start the day! ....though praps not necessarily so much for you ;) must remember that Coke keeps demons harmless :D
*still chortling* I can totally picture the expression on your face while they're arguing about 1 or 2 kidneys too.... :)
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interesting that dean wanted to make sure you lived and sam was willing to let you die.... hmmm.... 'what about the girl?' 'she didn't make it' i just love how those lines keep coming back with different hunters saying them...
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And now I'm laughing so much my son came through to see what my damage was.
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And of course Coke renders demons harmless! You haven't seen me uncaffienated ;-)
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I'm thinking the 'one kidney or two' argument was a subconcious continuation of the argument in the hall in 3.12, but yeah, it's interesting how Gordon seems to have been foreshadowing for Sam's development instead of Dean's.
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Heh.
Hey, and they could... Ooo. Arg. Damn dude, I so don't need another friggin' plot bunny right now! *chases it into the corral with the rest*
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*brain purrs*
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*snerk*
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Dreams
(Anonymous) 2008-03-05 06:25 am (UTC)(link)Hugs
Sharon
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Re: Dreams
Seriously? What the heck is it with demons in the well?
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....hmmmm....that's true, I don't think I ever have sen you uncaffienated.... *speculative look*
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was it demons though? or was it zombies? or maybe it was somehow both (we all had some elements that totally matched up & some that were different....I had to stay out of Rod's basement for a while after that :) )
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