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caffienekitty) wrote2008-07-22 06:08 pm
caffienekitty) wrote2008-07-22 06:08 pm
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Life: *headdesk*
Where do I apply to get a minion from the henchman's union?
One with a brain. Or two.
A minion that, when told "File only what is in the folder marked TO BE FILED into the subfolders in the cabinet," does not decide that anything lying around loose in the office is fine to put in the TO BE FILED folder.
Including unposted payables. Unpaid tax remittances. Unposted credit card charges. Insurance documents. Everything and anything which was very specifically left out of the folder and organized in very specific ways so that it would not be filed in with the paid and posted payables.
And of course it's my fault because I said "File only what is in the folder marked TO BE FILED into the subfolders in the cabinet," but did not clearly state "Do not randomly add crap to the TO BE FILED folder." Also, unlike the last one, she is the boss's best friend who only works for two hours a day yet manages to get in enough screwing up for a full eight hours. At least she's efficient, I guess.
Oh, and she just called me over because a statement value doesn't match an invoice of something she is filing and the reason they don't match because they are for two completely and obviously different people. And then she coughed on me.
And now I'm stuck in the office late trying to fix what got mis-filed.
Why can I not get a competant minion? Has someone filed a grievance against me with the union or what???
...Oh god. Bunny. I'll be back.
One with a brain. Or two.
A minion that, when told "File only what is in the folder marked TO BE FILED into the subfolders in the cabinet," does not decide that anything lying around loose in the office is fine to put in the TO BE FILED folder.
Including unposted payables. Unpaid tax remittances. Unposted credit card charges. Insurance documents. Everything and anything which was very specifically left out of the folder and organized in very specific ways so that it would not be filed in with the paid and posted payables.
And of course it's my fault because I said "File only what is in the folder marked TO BE FILED into the subfolders in the cabinet," but did not clearly state "Do not randomly add crap to the TO BE FILED folder." Also, unlike the last one, she is the boss's best friend who only works for two hours a day yet manages to get in enough screwing up for a full eight hours. At least she's efficient, I guess.
Oh, and she just called me over because a statement value doesn't match an invoice of something she is filing and the reason they don't match because they are for two completely and obviously different people. And then she coughed on me.
And now I'm stuck in the office late trying to fix what got mis-filed.
Why can I not get a competant minion? Has someone filed a grievance against me with the union or what???
...Oh god. Bunny. I'll be back.