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Dammit, I need some Who universe icons I made some. Even though this may be the only time I ever use this icon. *facepalm*

*ahem* By special request of the Lurking Wombat, here are my mostly incomprehensible reactions to the Sarah Jane Adventures, all except the very very first one.




Sarah Jane Adventures - Revenge of the Slitheen

Part 1

Bannerman road. Hee. Cute. Is it in Delta? ;-P

That's a very pink room.

Oh yay. Slitheen. Joy.

"We have a rendezvous." *koffpedophilekoff*

Pft. Baby slitheen. Yeesh.

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Part 2

Yay sonic lipstick!

Hee! Mr. Smith. Not at all like a Tardis console.

Oops. Oh well, it's the first day of school, who doesn't tell the aliens how to destroy the world on the first day of school.

Hee! Vinegar! Coke would work much faster, but the fizz makes targeting difficult.

"Didja tell the career guy at school 'I want to defend the planet from alien invaders.'" Hee! I would have. I might have, actually...

Giant Squirrels! \o/

How is she on her cell phone?

Don't catch it by the hot end!

"Love to the Brig" YAY!!! So that's why she never has to worry about the cops catching her and her cohort hanging around exploding buildings yelling 'yay we did it!'.

Baby slitheen teleported out. Yeah, expected.

How did they all get unslimy?

"It's all about me." Hah, figures.

Clyde needs a good solid smack in the head. *glares*

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Sarah Jane Adventures - Eye of the Gorgon

Part 1

Hey, is that the Blink house?

Hehehe. Something's up with granny. Meet the "professor" between the paws of the sphinx indeed.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! I thought the tree was going to turn out to be a Tardis and this would be Susan for a sec there. Could be Barbara maybe though?

Ooo, castle. Niiiice castle.

AAAhahahahahahaahahahahahahah! Hee! Sontarans. Oh yay. It is Barbara isn't it? Or one of the others? How many prior companions ended up back on Earth anyway?

St. Agony? Seriously?

Luke. You moron. *facepalm*

Hm, I wonder if Gorgons and Weeping Angels are related... Or Gorgon powers actually quantum-lock people... Hm.

Yep. Luke is a moron.

Ah. St. Agnes. Never mind.

Another Sisterhood.

Oh crap.

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Part 2

Luke is very Harry Pottery.

Chanting sisterhoods even. Lot of them running around.

"Miss Smith, will you come with us?" FUCK NO!

So, there's all these nuns dedicated to the service of the Gorgon, why the heck doesn't it just pick one of them? Have they got cooties or something?

Um, guys? Portal? Helloooo? Portal?? You might want to uh... oh, never mind. Sigh.

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Sarah Jane Adventures - Warriors of Kudlak

Part 1

Video games. Goes well with the soda pop from the pilot ep. Laser tag, even better.

"Cereal killer" I thought it was funny.

Awww, Luke.

Heeeeee! Love the weather machine.

OMG. SKITTLES! Or not.

Why are none of these children wearing safety goggles?? Those lasers cause retinal damage, y'know. *is curmudgeonly*

"A conscience is like a stone in your shoe...." *insert evil cackle here*

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Part 2

UNIT training. Good against bugs in bathrobes. *nods*

Yeah. Stealthily 'pick' the embarrassingly low tech lock on the crate, and then boot the crate open with a tremendous bang. Clyde is a Darwin award waiting to happen.

Tubes are in the same hand, dammit! That has to complete a circuit of some kind but it's not- Gnh!! *facepalm* Hero science. Only works versus bad guys.

Hm. Bad ship design. Prisoners should be kept away from vital structures, and anything that's stuck up like that's probably an important structure. Even though it makes it a total target. Why not? It worked for the Empire in Star Wars. Sort of.

Lance.... is a bit thick. Just a tad.

The constantly grunting guards are starting to annoy me.

We now welcome you to the "WAR IS BAAAAAAD, KIDDIES!" Public Service Announcement portion of the Sarah Jane Adventures. :-P

Yeah. Shoot the vid screen. That's useful. That totally kills an AI that's likely distributed throughout the warship in decentralized processing units. Only it does kill it. Gaaaah.

You might start looking for the other missing human kids under those guards' helmets. Word to the wise and all.

"Tell me about girls." Yeah, I've been expecting that one since last episode.

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Sarah Jane Adventures - Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane

Part 1

Hee! Her dad's a skater-boy!

Is the foreshadowing a bit thick in here or is it just me?

Things with no noses are creepy.

Oh ho, and you don't trust Luke. Nice.

Aw, no Mr. Smith. Aw.

Heee! Photoshop! The brightness and lighting angle on Andrea is different than the rest of the photo. Just a bit. As is the lighting on Maria, I think. That's odd.

Oooo.... Now hold on just a minute. Taking Sarah Jane out eight years before she became a companion?? Holy frack there's some massive universe-wide temporal damage there! And what the hell is the effect on the Doctor!???

Ooooo. Andrea was her friend? Or is she the monster in disguise who showed up in 1964 and shoved Sarah Jane off a pier?

Yeah. Lie to Daddy so he doesn't get you locked up, so you can go out and fix the problem. Good girl.

"You died!" Oh my. Not very tactful is our Maria, hmm?

Ooo, she's got a memory cube too.

Someone in the script department at the BBC has a thing for Bouncy Castles.

Get. The. Box. Nitwit.

Hey! It's, um. Him! The guy that played Bannakaffalatta in "Voyage of the Damned"! And I think he was the kid Slitheen, too, from the walk. He must be really sick of wearing alien make-up appliances by now.

Oh. WOW. Oh serious wow, are they gonna erase Maria and leave it all up to her dad with the memory cube? Oh wow, I'm foreseeing some serious angst inbound.

Oh come on, that fence is crappy! Just blow right through it. Or climb like a normal person, whatever. Don't just stand there and let the monster zap you.

Ooo. I can see why sleeping through that reality shift would be a good thing.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Hee. Awesome. "Hi I'm Sarah Jane" Boggle check! Hee!

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Part 2

WHY IN BLOODY BLUE BLAZES IS THE DOCTOR NOT DOING SOMETHING ABOUT SARAH JANE SUDDENLY BEING REMOVED FROM THE TIMESTREAM ARGFJHEIUTUTG#P(R&#RW!!!!

Why is Clyde even there?

Yeah, you did more than that, Sarah Jane, there's four seasons of being the Doctor's companion to account for too.

"I took you to aid the coming of darkness." Oooooooo... Black guardian-ish?

Getting at the Doctor via Sarah Jane! Oh! My! GOD! OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *flails*

Ooo. Maria's dad is really cool when he's intense.

Hey! It's that pier from Torchwood! Um... the 'we wake the guy up once a year' one.

Heee! Seeing your ex getting chased out of a house by a little monster. "That's just ridiculous."

Skateboarding saves the day! That hasn't happened much since Back to the Future has it?

Um. Imminent meteor? Can we shorten the speeches a tad?

"Chaos is good." Actually, he's being a total brat right this second. :-P

Revel in being back later, get Mr. Smith out now, stop the meteor of flamey death, good god people!!! Priorities!

YEAH!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! WELCOME TO THE CLUB, MARIA'S DAD!!! Awesome! \o/

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Sarah Jane Adventures - The Lost Boy

Part 1

Aw, come on Maria's Dad! Don't chicken out!

"Universe smiling on us." Yeaaaah, there's some foreshadowing again.

Heh. They're totally trying to get at Luke aren't they? Yep, they are.

How do you surgically remove a navel??? Never mind, don't want to know.

And the possibility that they've taken Luke's records and re-entered them in the system as this Ashley kid? That's not going to be explored?

I loathe Maria's Mom.

Oh for pete's sake, look into it deeper!! Have you lost your frigging MINDS???

Haaaaaate Maria's mom.

Everyone has had an attack of the stupids, haven't they.

Heh. I'm guessing that the giant 'UNIT' on the wall of 'Ashley's' bedroom is a rapper of some kind and not the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Though they could use a youth outreach program probably.

Heh. *lock clicks* Aaaaaand the other shoe drops. This is what happens when you're a moron, Luke.

And the stupidity continues.

Hee. Is Mr. Smith gonna have to smack some sense into someone?

Luke's clue phone is on mute, isn't it?

Maria's kind of Hermione-ish. She goes well with Luke's Harry Pottery-ness. Which makes Clyde... Ron? *scratches head*

Ooo, castle. *paws at screen*

Pharos Institute. Is that related to the Pharos Project, the one with the radio-telescopes, from "Logopolis"?

The thumb button thing squished upward on the wall, like they stuck it there with chewing gum. Hee!

Ooohoo. Threaten the little kid. There's maturity for you.

Ooo, a ruler. Going low-tech. Now, there are several low-grade electronic devices in that room, and I would bet there's a radio too. I think Luke should totally be able to take all that and build a cell phone. *nods*

I was reading quantum physics at the age of... hm. 12? Didn't turn me into a brat. I don't think...

I want Mr. Smith's display as a screensaver. Not that I'll swap my current one of Supernatural/Torchwood/Doctor Who/Dr. Horrible motivational posters for it on a permanent basis, but it would be nifty to have the option.

"Gravy-brained moron." Ah yes, there's that 194 IQ showing. Hee. Cool little actor.

Heee! REVENGE OF THE BABY SLITHEEN!!! Hee. Wait a minute. When did he have a chance to develop a 194 IQ?

Heh. All I can think is "Clyde better not have woken Mr. Smith so he can play HALO 3."

What the serious hell. Someone hacked Mr. Smith???

AHHH!!!! What the hell??? Mr. Smith's an evil alien and he uploaded Clyde??? But, but, he looks like the Tardis console! And he has a cool geeky fanfare thing! Dammit! ARG!

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Part 2

My, what a very full moon. That won't be significant at all. *eyeroll*

Hee! "Noted." Good thing she disables the perimeter defense of death, which didn't look like it went anywhere near the perimeter, or that security nutbag on the dirt bike would have jumped right into it.

Ha! Clyde's voicemail. Snerk.

Oooooooo! That's what the title flying letters business is from!!

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! AN X-FILES REFERENCE! *world implodes*

Yay Maria's Dad. It really help speed things up when engaging in investigations of extraterrestrial whatnot to have someone who's able to drive a frigging car.

Mr. Smith isn't evil. He's not. I refuse to believe it. *stamps foot*

Heh. Here's twenty quid, Maria. Go save the world while I distract your mum. Awesome. There's trust for you.

HA! Awesome 'told you so' delivery there.

Ooo. Not!Mr. Smith is hacking the Jackson computer... um... why? OH! Clyde is hacking the Jackson computer. Okay. With his brain! OOO! Hee. He types as fast as I do.

Heh. The way the white line is painted on that road, it looks like they've work off a section between the Smith and Jackson houses, running back and forth.

Ahhh! Cannon! That doesn't hook up to a USB port! Looks a bit Daleky...

Whahey.... Oh, no, heh. Krakatoa. Not Pompeii. Heh. That would have been unbelievably mind-blowing if the crystal was related to that whole Pyrovile-prophecy-marble computer thing.

YEAH! Go Luke with the TK! "He's using his own telekinetic energy!" Well frigging DUH!!!

"I'll have my revenge warm and dripping." Bwahahahahahahahahah! Ha!

And a Star Trek reference in a Doctor Who related show!

That's not much vinegar... don't they have a grocery store they could pick up several gallons at?

Heeheeheee! Maria's dad with the vinegar bottle, doing the ninja sneaky thing! HA! *snerk*

"Save your breath, you'll need it when the screaming starts." Baby Slitheen has some really awesome lines. Also funny as hell.

Ya know, fake Mr. Smith is a bit stupid. Instead of pretending everything was hunky spunky and normal and he wasn't evil at all, so that Luke would just blithely trust him and do what he says, he had to be all in your face evil and threaten Clyde. Very stupid Mr. Smith. Being evil has made you stupid. *nods*

Ooo. TK-ing the moon into Earth. Ow. That's gonna be a headache for Luke.

Okay... Moon- Physics- That speed- arg. *sigh* Oh noes, the moon is crashing into the Earth. Yeesh.

Um. Heh. Possible technical gaffe. Behind Sarah Jane in the window, the approaching moon is in front of the buildings in the background. Hehe.

Hee! It's a stock footage menace! Run for your liiiiiiives! *snerk*

Ooooooooo.... Maria's Dad just got a zillion times more awesome. Skateboarding hacker with, what, UNIT connections? Torchwood connections? Hee. Probably not the latter or the whole alien thing wouldn't have been such a big deal for him.

"Am I not merciful?" Oooo, that line got an evil cackle out of me. That's from Commodus in 'Gladiator', and yeah, about the same tone and intent.

OH! It that the door K-9's behind?? Woo. Working a combination lock without looking at it is pretty impressive too.

K-9!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *FLAILS MASSIVELY* A little doggy-ex-machina but still, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *FLAILS AGAIN SOME MORE!*

Hee. Mr Smith has a CD Drive. Nice of the virus to have a progress bar too. :-P

Clyde, you idiot, get out of K-9's line of fire!!!

"The moon's going back!" But-! It's not that easy, it's-! Orbital dynamics-! PHYSICS, DAMMIT! Oh the hell with it. *tosses logic out the window* Yay for the moon going back. *facepalm*

"Time spatial increments." Hee. *pats K-9*

YAY!!! MR. SMITH WON'T BE EVIL ANYMORE!!! \o/ My theory for his origin is blown to itty bitty bits, but oh well.

Um. Yes. Don't let Maria's mom in on any of it. Maria's mom is... hang on. How are they going to explain the whole Luke thing to her now? She still thinks Sarah Jane's a child-abducting nutbag, doesn't she? Doesn't she? *Sigh* *handwaves* Yay happy ending. *headdesk*

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Alright, there we are, all set for the rest of Doctor Who Season 4! See you at gawdawful o'clock, Wombat and assorted lurkers! And sandrinnad! *waves*

And anyone else reading this for whatever reason, I hope it was worth reading. ;-)