SPN Drabble: So You Think You Can Hunt

[caffienekitty]

Title: So You Think You Can Hunt
Characters: Dean, Sam
Rating/Warning: GEN, PG, CONVERSATION, mild crack.
Word Count: Drabble
Disclaimer: Not mine
A/N: Utterly random. Because god only knows why but I wound up watching "So You Think You Can Dance" today. Anyone who knows me will tell you this is obviously a sign of mind-control or other evil powers in action. [LJ-only]


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So You Think You Can Hunt
by CaffieneKitty
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Timeline: Season 3 Post-Mystery-Spot sometime I guess.
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"What? Which one?"

"Her."

"'Hot tamale train' chick?"

"Yeah."

"So you think a national TV personality's a banshee?"

"Not a full banshee obviously or there'd be piles of corpses, but that screaming's unnatural."

"You wanna check her out?"

"To be safe."

"She's on TV, dude. How would we get close enough to her?"

"The show has public tryouts, Dean."

"...wait. You're not seriously suggesting we try out-"

"Why not? We don't need to dance well. Remember the guy with the fedora?"

"No. Okay? Just no."

"But Dean-"

"No, Sam. I'm not making a frigging ass of myself for a vaguely hinted possible-maybe-banshee that isn't killing anyone!"

"You could do 'Heat of the Moment'"

"... No."

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(That's all there is.)

Post A/N: Because I know people will ask, I used the Asia song because 'Eye of the Tiger' is Jensen. 'Heat of the Moment' is Dean.

Conversations Index

Comments

[teithiwr.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH I LOVE YOU.

Mary Murphy's scream is pretty, um, special, isn't it? :D

OMG how I love SYTYCD. Should dl the latest episode... *bounce*

[teithiwr.livejournal.com]

And I really really want to see Sam and Dean dancing in front of the judges now.

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

Funny! It's the singing Banshee!

Hey, Sam should be happy that the Banshee has discovered reality TV and decided to go work in Hollywood. It would keep the Banshee off the streets and away from harming folks.

Though can you imagine what would happen to any paparazzi that decided to pursue her and bug her? lol!

Now what other supernatural critter might decide to join a reality show? That might be fun, right?

(^_^)/
BEM

[ficwriter1966.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

It makes me think of the PSYCH episode where Shawn and Gus try out for "American Duos" in order to track down a killer. I can imagine Dean setting up a similar sort of thing. Hee!

[caffienekitty]

Mary Murphy's scream is pretty, um, special, isn't it? :D

I do admire her lung-power. :-)

[caffienekitty]

Heh, it'd liven up tryouts for sure, especially if they went after Mary with a banshee-detector of some sort. I won't be wwriting that though. :-)

[caffienekitty]

It's not a singer, no one sings on that show, it's one of the judges. I guess she's known for screaming when she likes a performance, because the other judges sometimes wear earmuffs.

[caffienekitty]

The amount of reality TV out there right know, it's bound to leak into the plotlines of other shows. Dean might set up Sam to go dance, which... well... *points at icon*

[samalander-dawn.livejournal.com]

you....

you are a god :D

(damn, now I really want to see something like this :D)

[irismay42.livejournal.com]

I've no idea what this show is but it sounds like the horrible thing that shown before SN over here in the UK...! And would I like to see Sam and Dean on there? Hell no. Hmm. Let me think about it. Okay maybe. If they wore shorts.

[teithiwr.livejournal.com]

Hee, yes! Dang, I almost feel like writing that, but I doubt there's time for it. *woe*

[ciaranbochna.livejournal.com]

I have been known to watch it. But I would definitely vote for earplugs for her screams--yikes!

But anyway I am lmao at that idea, ohhhh that would be great(torture for them) but..oh yes. Dude:)

[caffienekitty]

You would be by far the most qualified person in the fandom to write it, I do believe. :-)

[caffienekitty]

you are a god :D

*blushes*

(damn, now I really want to see something like this :D)

You could always try writing it. You and teithiwr could have a race. :-)

[caffienekitty]

Yeah, I think the concept is probably similar. :-)

[caffienekitty]

But anyway I am lmao at that idea, ohhhh that would be great(torture for them) but..oh yes. Dude:)

The torments of Hell would pale by comparison.

[samalander-dawn.livejournal.com]

You could always try writing it. You and [info]teithiwr could have a race. :-)

oh lordy no :)

although for some reason every time I see the Dance Dance Revolution game I picture the boys needing to beat the game to break a haunting.... :D

[teithiwr.livejournal.com]

Haha, perhaps I would. :)

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

All reality television is demonic. There is absolutely no question about that!

Great conversation.

[caffienekitty]

All reality television is demonic.

I heartily concur.