SPN Fanfic: Seasons Change and So Do I

[caffienekitty]

(Posting rushed and from work, let me know if there's any errors and I will fix them later, sorry.)
Title: Seasons Change and So Do I
Characters: Bobby, Sam, Dean, and...
Rating: GEN, PG-13
Word Count: 547
Disclaimer: All Kripke's, not mine.
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR 3.01. Oh, and crack.
Summary: Crack. Crackcrackcrack. Crack. Further summary withheld due to spoiler.
A/N: Okay, I disavow all responsibility for this and place the blame on janglyjewels for informing me of something, but two elements in the first episode of Season 3 just hooked together in my brain and won't shut up now. So in lieu of part 2 of the crack crossover I'm writing (which should now be up by Saturday night, sorry) I present this drabbley chunk of utter crack, with my apologies.


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Seasons Change and So Do I
by CaffieneKitty
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It was two days after the gate in Wyoming opened and they were already a man down.

Well, woman.

Well, sort of.

Dean turned to Bobby, "So Ellen's gone? Completely?"

"I never said that Dean," the mechanic said with a scowl. "She's not gone, she'll always be with us."

"Is it safe for her to be out on the streets, though?" asked Sam.

"I'm hardly reckless, like some people I could name." Bobby looked pointedly at the Winchester boys. "After all that's happened, she'd still want to be a part of this war."

"Yeah, but..." Sam looked out Bobby's window into the wrecking yard. "She isn't really in any kind of shape to hunt."

"She's in fine shape!" Bobby declared. "Just needs a bit of TLC. I'll take her with me when I go on the road."

Sam made a disturbed face. "But, you'd be riding around... inside..."

Dean slapped Sam on the back. "C'mon, Sammy, they're consenting adults, don't be a prude." He grinned at Bobby. "Bobby, you sly dog!"

"You two need to get your heads out of the gutter," Bobby rumbled, cheeks turning slightly pink above his beard. "That's not how these things work, and you know it."

"Sure, Bobby," Dean said, and kept grinning.

Sam looked out the window again. "It's just kind of weird."

"It's a curse, Sam. You boys have been hit by them before. Hell, Dean was a Volvo not so long ago. That one was dead easy to break compared to this one."

"This one..."

Bobby shook his head. "Demon that cursed her was a powerful son of a bitch. Has claims on the souls of half the oil and gas industry." He lowered his voice to a whisper. "I don't know if it can be broken, not without the demon that put it on her lifting it, and he's been sent back to Hell already."

"Does she know? Is she aware of what's happened?"

"Hard to say." Bobby set his jaw. "Just have to ask her once we get her uncursed."

"Right."

Dean peered out the window at the weather-worn Chevelle. "In the meantime, a tune-up and a coat of paint and she'd be sweet!"

Sam and Bobby glared at Dean and headed out to the yard.

"What?" Dean said, following them out. "I'm just saying, she's not in bad shape, just different. I mean, dude, you could at least wash her."

Bobby blushed again.

Sam looked at the slightly beat-up car parked carefully in front of Bobby's office and sighed. "I'm just glad you figured out what happened right away, Bobby."

"Yeah, well," Bobby took off his cap and ran a hand over his head, "Chevelle, Harvelle. Wasn't much of a stretch."

"It could have been a lot worse if you'd just figured she was gone. She could have been impounded."

"That would've been horrible." Dean added, eyes widening. "She could have been bought at auction and wound up on 'Pimp My Ride'. By the time the curse got broken, she'd have had spinning rims and enormous speakers installed in her butt."

"Dean!" Sam hissed. "Not in front of-"

"Right." Dean patted the hood of the Chevelle. "Sorry, Ellen. Just teasing."

"Don't you worry, girl. We'll get it lifted." Bobby laid a hand on the roof of the car, brushing off some dust. "It's just gonna take some time."

Ellen the Chevelle sat, dully gleaming in the sun, and said nothing.

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(That's it. *glares at the CW*)

PS: If you don't remember Dean ever being a Volvo, you need to go here immediately and the inimitable kroki_refur will educate you.

Comments

[longhairedlady.livejournal.com]

YES. This totally happened. I saw it. True

Hope work doesn't suck too much!

[caffienekitty]

YES. This totally happened. I saw it. True

I knew it! *is smug liek whoa*

Hope work doesn't suck too much!

Work sucks like a black hole, and the rest of the day sucked harder :-P

[boogirl13.livejournal.com]

Hee. Awesome. You are so funny and this is truly cracktastic. Loved it.

[caffienekitty]

Aw, thanks!

[wynterwolf47.livejournal.com]

Yep, I am totally taking that as canon.

[caffienekitty]

*nods* Until Kripke or the CW says anything to the contrary, the Chevelle is totally Ellen. The Chevellen *grin* You hear that, Kripke and Ostroff??? *shakes fist*

[janglyjewels.livejournal.com]

Chevelle, Harvelle. Love it! And this is totally what happened.

[caffienekitty]

*grin* Yup! Absolutely *nods*

[ficwriter1966.livejournal.com]

BWAH!! I love it.

[caffienekitty]

*grin* Thanks!

[nocturnal08.livejournal.com]

lmao. That's f*ing hilarious!

[caffienekitty]

Cool! I'm glad you liked it!

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

Makes perfect sense to me!

[caffienekitty]

*nods* Something has to make sense. Ellen being the car is more sense than Ellen totally disappearing with no mention.

[sadelyrate.livejournal.com]

Apparently, then, crack = canon.
Because this will be canon until proven guilty wrong.
...no wonder that car 'felt' familiar... ;)

*bookmarked*

[caffienekitty]

*grin* Awesome! Thank you!

[thehighwaywoman.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEE. Loved this!

[caffienekitty]

Thank you!

[iamstealthyone.livejournal.com]

Dean peered out the window at the weather-worn Chevelle. "In the meantime, a tune-up and a coat of paint and she'd be sweet!"

*snickers*

Cute fic. :)

[caffienekitty]

Honestly, after losing her bar and a bunch of friends and wrestling shut half of the gate to Hell I figure Ellen deserves a trip to the spa, even if it's the automotive version.

[iamstealthyone.livejournal.com]

*g*

[percysowner.livejournal.com]

Oh, I LOVE your explanation for what happened to Ellen. It's perfect.

[caffienekitty]

Thank you! :-D

[erinrua.livejournal.com]

BUAHAHAHA! *SNORK*

I saw that Chevelle SS and thought it was pretty nifty, wondered where Bobby got the poor old heap and if he intended to restore it like the Impala. Hee! This is too funny, and it so nicely answers the questions of Where's Ellen? and Where'd Bobby Get That Car?!! LOL!

Very cute, thanks for this. ;-)
Cheers ~

Erin

[caffienekitty]

*nods* Answering two questions with a single crack-fic. My work here is done. *whooshes off into the sky*

[julorean.livejournal.com]

XDDD Oh, this is brilliant. OMG THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENED. YIS. :will pretend this is canon until proved otherwise:

[caffienekitty]

Cool! Thank you! I'm always thrilled when people say they consider something I've written to be canon, but I think this is the first case I've been *really* hoping to be Kripke'd. C'mon, CW, bring Ellen back!

[eesia.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! I love it all the way!
And the fact that you used the volvo thing? Awesome!
This is a wonderful explanation of what happened with Ellen and Bobby's truck, because that was the question I was asking myself all the time ;)

[caffienekitty]

*grin* Thank you! It needed explained somehow, and that's what fanfic is for, darn it! :-D

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Hee! OK, that makes perfect sense now, although I'm kind of annoyed with the boys for driving her through a wall... Also:

Hell, Dean was a Volvo not so long ago.

Hee! My very own shout-out! *loves*

[caffienekitty]

I couldn't possibly write about a character turning into a car without giving you that shout-out. It's mandatory. *nods* And I think if Ellen was concious in her car-form, going through the wall would have been her idea, because she is just. That. Badass. *nods again*

[girlfan1979.livejournal.com]

True.

And awesome!

(Though now I'm kind of wondering what I started.)

[ayumidah.livejournal.com]

yeah but then that means he rode her into a bar! Bad Bobby! Lol Funny though :P

[caffienekitty]

I figure driving into the bar would have been Ellen's idea, if she could talk in her car form. *nods*

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD HAVE MY INTERNET BABIES PLEASE!
*is dying of crack*

[caffienekitty]

*giggle* I don't think I've ever been asked that before!

[minim_calibre]

HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Monday is now SO MUCH BETTER.

[caffienekitty]

I'm thrilled to have improved your Monday! :-D

[cass404.livejournal.com]

This explains so much.

*nods*

But they really should clean her up. Ellen worked hard and she deserves to have a bath now.

[caffienekitty]

Oh absolutely! A wash, wax, interior detailing, oil and lube job...

Bobby may never stop blushing. :-)

[cass404.livejournal.com]

Hey, lube is an important thing... Ellen will appreciate the attention to detail *koff*. Should they *ever* speak of it again.

[caffienekitty]

Okay, Bobby would *definitely* never stop blushing! :-D

[lark_ascends]

*giggle snorts*

[caffienekitty]

*grins*