SPN Fanfic: When I'm Blue

[caffienekitty]

Title: When I'm Blue
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 190 words
Warnings: Crack. Conversation.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. I have lots and lots of nothing.
Summary: Written for spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: And part of my sordid trekkie past becomes useful... harkening back to the fan-run cons of the mid-nineties here. The crack factor is a given. This was my first response to the prompt, but I wasn't sure if it was too cracky or not...

Conversations
by CaffieneKitty

When I'm Blue
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Timeframe:
During Season 1 in some crack-verse that never, ever happened.
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"I can't believe you'd drink anything that color, Dean. It was blue. It looked like windshield washer fluid."

"Blue'sh a nice color. I like blue."

"Good. Glad you like it. Bobby says you'll be blue for at least a week, Jumbo Smurf."

"Aw, man... Hey, whabbout th'green chick, at that auction? Whaddid she drink?"

"Nothing. That was body paint, she was in an 'Orion slave girl' costume or something."

"She danced niiiice. I woulda bid on her. Was for charity 'n ev'rything."

"The 'Orion Syndicate' didn't take Visa, Dean, though they seemed to take bids in gummy bears..."

"Heh. Gummy bearsh. Guuuummmy bears..."

"Exactly how much of that stuff did you drink?"

"Dunno, three, four bottles."

"Bottles?! Those wine jugs?"

"Yup."

"You drank a gallon of it?"

"Hadda shave the geek-boysh n'green chicksh, Sh-Sammy."

"So instead of being rational and dumping it all down the drain, you drank all the cursed Romulan Ale at the Star Trek Convention?"

"Hell yeah! Tasted like popshicles!"

"Great. Enjoy your week as a giant Smurf, Dean."

"'M an Andorian, Shammy. See? Got antennash."

"Dude, don't point your antennas at me! It's creepy."

"Yer just jealous 'coz I got antennash an' you don't. You got antenenenna envy."

"Whatever. At least I'm not blue."

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Post A/N: As to why cursed Romulan Ale would turn someone into an Andorian, you'd have to ask the Trickster who made it.

Conversations Index

Comments

[lark_ascends]

*falls over laughing*

[caffienekitty]

*helps you back up*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*joins Rinkle with the giggling*

[caffienekitty]

Yay! You liked it! :-D

[longhairedlady.livejournal.com]

BWAH! *joins in others already giggling*

[caffienekitty]

It's a big old gigglefest round here it seems. I'm glad you liked it!

[ficwriter1966.livejournal.com]

MORE with the funny! CK, you do fine things when you're prompted. And when the Trek muse gets hold of you.

Hee hee hee hee hee...

[caffienekitty]

Heh. It was kind of weird, delving into Trek in fic format. More convention than Star Trek, I guess, but still.

[bubblesbrnaid]

That... it... *breaks into helpless giggles*

[caffienekitty]

*tickles you*

*iz ded*

[skybound2]

Blue!Antennae!Dean! For the win!

*giggle snort*

Re: *iz ded*

[caffienekitty]

\o/

*grin* Thanks!

[contrary-lady.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! A blue Dean with antennas is freaking hilarious!!

[caffienekitty]

He'd totally use them to freak out Sam any chance he got too.

[sams1ra.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[caffienekitty]

*giggles*

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

Blue Dean with antennas is great. Poor long suffuring Sam. You got antenenenna envy seriously excellent line.

[caffienekitty]

*grin* Antenna is just one of those words that can go on forever if you get stuck on it. Like 'cinnamon', and 'Millenium'

[exposed1.livejournal.com]

Dude, you shoved so many wonderful fandom references. Star Trek, Smurfs... I love it! *side hurts from laughter* Wonderful!

[caffienekitty]

Thank you! :-)

[anniehow.livejournal.com]

evil trekkie-trikster = love.

Also Dean would totally rock the blue/antenna look :)

[caffienekitty]

Yep. Dean would have fun with antennas, I think.

[girlfan1979.livejournal.com]

Romulan Ale should be illegal ;)

[caffienekitty]

Weeeelll, in the Star Trek universe, I think it sort of is depending on what sector of space you're in and who's in charge of the ship, but not in fandom. :-)

[wilwarin1.livejournal.com]

I've just wet myself laughing so hard. Dean with antenna's...would someone please make me an icon like that?

You rock at crack!!

[caffienekitty]

Thank you! I tried to mash together a blue antenna Dean graphic for this actually, but it wouldn't work for me, and I didn't want to make the call about whether his hair had gone Andorian white as well. I figured 'blue dean from the video camera in Usual Suspects was as close as I was gonna get. :-)

[stars91.livejournal.com]

I've managed to steal a few minutes online today and I'm so glad I did! This was great, and not at all too crackish! Awesome job!

[caffienekitty]

Thanks! I made two other versions as well, so there's a variety for people not so keen on crack :-) Took til 3AM, but it was fun, and work hardly noticed me passing out at my desk this morning! :-D

[gwendolyngrace.livejournal.com]

These are all very funny.... I'd love to see the SPN version of an episode at a convention. Hey, CSI's done it a couple different times!

Here's a funny plot bunny: What if they had to check in to a hotel (as opposed to a motel, maybe there weren't any around?) and didn't know the con was coming. Waking up the next morning and finding themselves in the middle of a huge convention?

Jumbo Smurf still has me smirking and shaking my head....

[ficwriter1966.livejournal.com]

Could be one of the overflow hotels/motels that some of the more bargain-minded fans like to use.

OK if I put this on the list for when I get the big mountain o' Christmas fic done?

[spndpfrdcrck.livejournal.com]

That was awesome. I'm having the strange urge to eat gummy bears now....*runs off to find some*

[caffienekitty]

I think the Gummy Bear promotional council owes me a penny or something for this batch of fic, the number of references there are. They were just such a part of the convention experience for me in the mid-nineties they had to be in there. :-)

[pen37.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

Everytime I go to a con now, I'll be checking out the blue guys. Cause' you never know.

[caffienekitty]

Oh totally. Always watch those blue guys, 'coz you never know...

[iamstealthyone.livejournal.com]

Drunk!Dean and snarky!Sam amuse me greatly. *g*

Favorite lines:

"Good. Glad you like it. Bobby says you'll be blue for at least a week, Jumbo Smurf."

LOL!

"Dude, don't point your antennas at me! It's creepy."

LOL! And I love the image of Dean wearing antennas!

"Yer just jealous 'coz I got antennash an' you don't. You got antenenenna envy."

“antenenna”? LOL! *pets Dean*

[caffienekitty]

Thank you! I'm really glad you liked it! :-D

[wenchpixie]

...we rechristened it blue swimming pool water, because that's what it tasted like...


That's awesome :D

[caffienekitty]

You must've had a very bad batch then! :-P The stuff that was most prevalent at the cons I went to was a fortified wine punch that tasted like popsicles. :-)

[eesia.livejournal.com]

LOL!
Blue Dean! Awesome :)
*hugs*

[caffienekitty]

*grins*

[janglyjewels.livejournal.com]

I think that out of all of your curse con item stories, this is my favorite! Love Blue-Drunk-Dean-With-Antennas.

[caffienekitty]

Thank you! He does look good in blue. *points to icon* :-D

[bellasianna.livejournal.com]

LMAO!
Fantastic!

[caffienekitty]

*glee*

[credulesque.livejournal.com]

*clutches sides*

OMG this was hilarious!

=D

[caffienekitty]

You were a busy reader today! I'm glad you've enjoyed them!