caffienekitty: (yeahright)
caffienekitty ([personal profile] caffienekitty) wrote2007-12-06 02:36 am

SPN Fanfic: Boldly Going, Going, Gone.

Title: Boldly Going, Going, Gone.
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 277 words
Warnings: Crack. Shatnerism.
Disclaimer: Still got nothing.
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from [livejournal.com profile] starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: ...I wrote this one too, with an undeniable 'fan item'. I'm terminally indecisive and don't want to post the wrong thing. So here's another take on the prompt in hopes that one of the three will be okay.




Boldly Going, Going, Gone.
by CaffieneKitty
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"So," Sam said, trying with great difficulty to keep his eyes on the road in front of the Impala, "Captain Kirk's cursed toupee."

Dean glowered at his poofily coifed reflection, hands tucked firmly into his armpits.

"It, uh, suits you, Dean," smirked Sam.

Dean glared.

"I mean, really," Sam grinned. "It's January. It's gotta be nice to have more than a half-inch of hair covering your scalp for a change."

"Just... shutupanddrivethe car, Sam," said Dean, gesticulating.

"And the whole Kirk-speak thing is kind of... heh," Sam grinned. "Wish I had video on my phone."

"I'm... seriouslyabouttopunch you, Sam. As. Soon. As. Icanstopwiththefreaking gesturing." Dean crossed his arms again to try to control his hand movements.

"The good news, I guess is that once it's uncursed and, y'know..." Sam started snickering, "...de-bonded from your head-"

"Shut! Up! Sam!" declaimed Dean, punctuating the short statement with dramatic gestures. "Please. Please. Can't... you... takethisseriously?" He looked at Sam miserably.

"Hm," Sam hummed in acquiescence, lips clenched tightly in what wasn't exactly a serious face, but wasn't the broad grin that wanted to surface at his brother's predicament. He coughed and forcibly straightened his face some more. "Like I was saying, when Bobby gets the curse lifted and the, heh, wig off your head, we could," he waved vaguely, "y'know, sell it on eBay or something. Make back twice the money you had to bid to get it at that convention auction."

Dean kept his mouth shut and his arms folded, opting for a half-nod that made his forelock bounce. "The... soonerwegettoBobby's the better."

"No rush," said Sam with an exceedingly straight face. "After all, we want to give Bobby a chance to stop laughing."

Dean's face contorted. "Saaaaaaaaaaaaam!"

- - -
(that's it)
lark_ascends: Blue and purple dragonfly, green background (OST -  Kirk and Spock)

[personal profile] lark_ascends 2007-12-06 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
I've reached wheezing velocity. Seriously. You don't want to hear what I sounded like just now.

Dean's face contorted. "Saaaaaaaaaaaaam!"


*is dead from laughter*

I'm going to mem the post in the comm, so that I have all these delicious fics memed in one place.

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
"So," Sam said, trying with great difficulty to keep his eyes on the road in front of the Impala, "Captain Kirk's cursed toupee."

Best. Opening. Line. Eva! Can't. Stop. Laughing. I can actually hear Dean speaking in a Kirk voice in my head. *iz ded*

OMG! This one is the best one, but I love them all! *mems them all*

[identity profile] saberivojo.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I read all three and they were wonderful, but this one almost had me snorting coffee on the keyboard. Wonderful job.

[identity profile] longhairedlady.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I love you. Seriously. LOVE

[identity profile] ficwriter1966.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This. Was. AWESOME. I'm sitting here giggling and the birds are going WHA? HUH?

Give Bobby a chance to stop laughing, indeed! Thanks for this - it's a most excellent start to the day.
innie_darling: (dean says wtf)

[personal profile] innie_darling 2007-12-06 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeeeeee! Poor Dean!
skybound2: (SPN Dean Batman)

[personal profile] skybound2 2007-12-06 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
HAH!!! Dean with Kirk hair?!?! Brilliant!

[identity profile] delphinapterus.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That's wonderful. Dean having to talk Kirk is amusing me. Very nicely done. I like the punch line at the end.

[identity profile] exposed1.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You have Kirk speak down to a 't'. I LOVE IT!

[identity profile] anniehow.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd pay an obscene amout of gummy-bears to see JA and JP perform this. It could be a special for the DVD.

[identity profile] girlfan1979.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The image of Bobby laughing his ass off at Dean's antics is killing me.

[identity profile] wilwarin1.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I so wanna be there when Bobby sees and hears Dean for the first time!! Awesome!!

[identity profile] gwendolyngrace.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee!

These three taken as a whole are definitely some fun.

[identity profile] blackcat333-99.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Read all three. LOVED all three.

Antenna envy.

Slave auction with gummybears.

Cursed toupee.

*cheers*

[identity profile] spndpfrdcrck.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, I read them all. They are hilarious! And I still really want gummy bears. I wish I could bid with gummy bears....

[identity profile] pen37.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHa*gasp*pant*wheeze*HAHAHAHA!

*wipes tears*

this one is going in memories.

[identity profile] blucasbabe.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Like I was saying, when Bobby gets the curse lifted and the, heh, wig off your head, we could," he waved vaguely, "y'know, sell it on eBay or something. Make back twice the money you had to bid to get it at that convention auction."

Are you a Weird Al fan? Because his song 'I Bought It On eBay' (AKA 'I Want It That Way' by Backstreet Boys) has a line like that in it:

"Don't know why
I bid on Shatner's old toupee.
They had it on eBay."

Hee Infinity!

[identity profile] stars91.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Teehee....too funny! Wonderful job!

[identity profile] iamstealthyone.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Dean, channeling Kirk.

*snickers*

*is with Sam in laughing at Dean*

Fun fic. :)
ext_1310: (glee)

[identity profile] musesfool.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahaha!

[identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO - I have no words - just perfect crack. Here by way of Pen37's rec and well worth the trip :D

[identity profile] luke2.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That was too amusing for words.

[identity profile] justforspite.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Awesome!

[identity profile] muses-circle.livejournal.com 2007-12-08 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing* OMG, this is the most creative thing I have read in a long time!!! Scary part is? I can see Dean speaking in Kirk-speak. Absolutely brilliant! Well done! I'm reccing this for the [livejournal.com profile] spnfencentral rec list for next week!

[identity profile] jackiesjunkie.livejournal.com 2007-12-08 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
*falls off chair laughing*

That was priceless!!!

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