caffienekitty | Meme: Zombies

Ganked from everyone in the entire universe.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional. Person can be real or fictional.

1. Weapon: My sword. Technically I think it's considered a cheapo hand-and-a-half/bastard sword? Four and a bit foot blade, nearly foot long handle. Only it would actually be sharp, and rigged for vibroblade action somehow, making it both real and fictional. Four feet of sharp buzzing steel is a great way to walk up to a zombie and say 'howdy'. *nods*

2. Song: I'd say Zombie Jamboree by Rockapella but it's a bit too "happy fun-filled zombies" for the occasion. I'd feel guilty killing happy zombies. Unless of course using that song was actually a cunning tactic to subliminally encourage them all to stop attacking us and start a limbo contest instead. Hm.... Barring that, something lively. Probably "Devil's Dance Floor" by Flogging Molly. It's a song I can see melee combat set to.

3. Person: Dean Winchester. Duh. Who would totally not approve of the musical choice and probably find me slow and annoying in general. And we'd have to be trying to find and rescue Sam and a cluster of Non-Zombified Idiots-in-Peril we were herding to safety, but we got seperated from Sam and the NZIiP's due to a... I dunno, tragic Orange-Julius-related mishap or something *handwaves* Ooo. Or zombie clowns. Or both. Yeah.

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Dean Winchester. Duh. Who would totally not approve of the musical choice and probably find me slow and annoying in general. And we'd have to be trying to find and rescue Sam and a cluster of Non-Zombified Idiots-in-Peril we were herding to safety, but we got seperated from Sam and the NZIiP's due to a... I dunno, tragic Orange-Julius-related mishap or something *handwaves* Ooo. Or zombie clowns. Or both. Yeah.

THIS IS PRACTICALLY A FICLET. I LOVE IT!!!!

Zombie clowns? Your brain scares me

You are writing this, right?

... RIGHT??

Thanks! It's a nifty meme!

On many occasions it scares me too. ;-)

Heh. I hadn't been planning to, but I can stick it in the corral with the rest of the umpty-jillion bunnies and see if it hops. :-)

Dean Winchester is TOTALLY my choice for this kind of thing. Even more than Ash (from Evil Dead) because duh? Dean is much more interesting (and yummy).

LMAO about "Zombie Jamboree" (and thanks, now it's in my head!). I would want something really techno and hardcore to keep my adrenaline going.

As for weapons, a sword is good (I love the vibro-action idea), though personally I would want Connor McLeod's sword or possibly even Anduril (which I've held!), though Anduril has the advantage of reach, but the disadvantage of being a two-handed greatsword, whereas the katana is a little more flexible.

Though there's a LOT to be said for an AK47. Swords require up close and personal; machine guns will perforate from a distance.

I love your bastard sword, it is fun--mind you, I love weapons, so yeah:P Devil's Dance Floor--ohhhh yes, I have a hard enough time sitting in my chair at work listening to that..lol Good scenario, have to ask Rod his answer to that one too(if he can get past the zombies). I'd probably take my katana--Rapier is lovely, but nah, definitely katana. Can I strap all my knives and shortswords on too? Sorry, little out of it, had a breathing test today..lol Got any more scenarios--and I love your brain too:)

Sharon

Orange-Julius-related mishap
hee!

stop attacking us and start a limbo contest instead
you have the best brain ever :D
although I'm kinda icked by the thought of zombies limbo-ing - I keep imagining pieces dropping off and wondering how much has to remain attached to count as the zombie having gone under the bar....

(sorry - deleted the previous one because it made even less sense than this one :D)

Swords require up close and personal; machine guns will perforate from a distance.

True, but chopping heads off with one requires better aim than I can manage. Also, guns run out of ammo :-)

Rapier is more pokey than slashy, isn't it? Katana would definitely be better, and also keep it's edge better over long use.

how much has to remain attached to count as the zombie having gone under the bar....

Limbo dancing would be a pursuit for the fresher zombies I'd think. Although I suppose all major body parts would have to be through for it to count. Detached limbs could drag themselves through after.

(sorry - deleted the previous one because it made even less sense than this one :D)

On the comment window after you post one, there should be a little button with a blue pencil on it. That will let you edit comments instead of doing them over from scratch. :-)

YOU OWN A SWORD OMG. A bastard sword, which is like the coolest kind (heh, also the only kind I might even have a chance at lifting). Dude! Do you practice swordfighting somewhere? I've got a couple of friends who are total mediaeval swordfighting nerds. :D

That is what I thought. Although you have to get in a bit closer with the katana, but oh well. Definitely edged is better--that, and with the katana you could chop off the important bits, like limbs and the head:)

Sharon

Hee. That reminds me. There was the most random conversation at work the other day about which would be best at dismembering a body; a weed-whacker or a hedge-trimmer. Considering I'm the only gamer/fan in the group, it was kind of disconcerting.

No sword-fighting practice, no, and it's not as impressive as it sounds. It's pretty crappy quality. Also I'm not sure if it's an official bastard sword, the hilt is a bit long so it might qualify as a two-hander.

I got it at a con a long time ago. Getting it across the border into Canada was fun. I keep it in the closet by the door in case of an incursion of uninvited psychos. I figure me waving a sword will freak an intruder more than me just yelling. :-)

Detached limbs could drag themselves through after.

hmmmmm....I wonder if there'd have to be a time limit on that.... :D

(thanks for the tip - I'll keep an eye out for that!)

Maybe there is something about gaming that makes us love weapons more..not sure..lol But as work conversations go, that is an odd one..lol I had one with my brother once about the best place to dump a body--he said lime pit under a car wash, since they only clean it out twice a year or something. Apparently I need to go out and whack something, since I keep going off on weird tangents like this:P

Sharon

Naw, just write some horror or murder mystery stuff, you'll be fine. :-)

Hedge-Trimmer. weed whacker would be like the mother-of-all-papercuts!
Hedge trimmer is much better at taking a body apart. kinda like a vibro-blade actually :) Lurking Wombat's brother is a landscaper and you wouldn't believe what he has cut with his hedge trimmers!!

hey there
Lurking Womabt here. So, really haven't seen any of this show that y'all talk about so for me being trapped in a shopping mall with zombies, there is only one person i want by my side. Ash. He can take on Deadites, skeletons, notmal zombies, and super-powered zombies (See Marvel Zombie vs. Army of Darkness graphic novel). Oh, and a light saber in my hand. With some techno music (techno LOTR, techno Star Wars or Scooter, Army of Darkness Boomstick Mix) playing full blast throughout the mall. Hell, i would find the audio room first, just so i could put the music on myself and then go out and start slicing me some zombie stew.
Wombat out. :)

I am somehow completely unsurprised by this. :-)

From what I know of Lurking Wombat's brother, I am not surprised by this either. ;-)

Well, I'm still impressed. It's pretty damn awesome that you keep a sword by the door! \o/

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