Meme: Zombies

[caffienekitty]

Ganked from everyone in the entire universe.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional. Person can be real or fictional.


1. Weapon: My sword. Technically I think it's considered a cheapo hand-and-a-half/bastard sword? Four and a bit foot blade, nearly foot long handle. Only it would actually be sharp, and rigged for vibroblade action somehow, making it both real and fictional. Four feet of sharp buzzing steel is a great way to walk up to a zombie and say 'howdy'. *nods*

2. Song: I'd say Zombie Jamboree by Rockapella but it's a bit too "happy fun-filled zombies" for the occasion. I'd feel guilty killing happy zombies. Unless of course using that song was actually a cunning tactic to subliminally encourage them all to stop attacking us and start a limbo contest instead. Hm.... Barring that, something lively. Probably "Devil's Dance Floor" by Flogging Molly. It's a song I can see melee combat set to.

3. Person: Dean Winchester. Duh. Who would totally not approve of the musical choice and probably find me slow and annoying in general. And we'd have to be trying to find and rescue Sam and a cluster of Non-Zombified Idiots-in-Peril we were herding to safety, but we got seperated from Sam and the NZIiP's due to a... I dunno, tragic Orange-Julius-related mishap or something *handwaves* Ooo. Or zombie clowns. Or both. Yeah.

Comments

Re: Mmmm Weapons

[(Anonymous)]

That is what I thought. Although you have to get in a bit closer with the katana, but oh well. Definitely edged is better--that, and with the katana you could chop off the important bits, like limbs and the head:)

Sharon

Re: Mmmm Weapons

[caffienekitty]

Hee. That reminds me. There was the most random conversation at work the other day about which would be best at dismembering a body; a weed-whacker or a hedge-trimmer. Considering I'm the only gamer/fan in the group, it was kind of disconcerting.

Re: Mmmm Weapons

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe there is something about gaming that makes us love weapons more..not sure..lol But as work conversations go, that is an odd one..lol I had one with my brother once about the best place to dump a body--he said lime pit under a car wash, since they only clean it out twice a year or something. Apparently I need to go out and whack something, since I keep going off on weird tangents like this:P

Sharon

Re: Mmmm Weapons

[caffienekitty]

Naw, just write some horror or murder mystery stuff, you'll be fine. :-)

Re: Mmmm Weapons

[(Anonymous)]

Hedge-Trimmer. weed whacker would be like the mother-of-all-papercuts!
Hedge trimmer is much better at taking a body apart. kinda like a vibro-blade actually :) Lurking Wombat's brother is a landscaper and you wouldn't believe what he has cut with his hedge trimmers!!

Re: zombie in the mall

[caffienekitty]

From what I know of Lurking Wombat's brother, I am not surprised by this either. ;-)