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caffienekitty) wrote2007-06-24 06:18 pm
caffienekitty) wrote2007-06-24 06:18 pm
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SPN Fanfic: The Effanineffable Secret
Title: The Effanineffable Secret
Characters: Sam, Dean
Classification: GEN, AU, alternate scene, conversation, crack
Rating: GEN, G.
Warnings: Um... None really. General second season spoilerishness. (Includes a small graphic.)
Word Count:322 words
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I am on nothing.
Summary:What if John had told Dean an entirely different secret?
A/N:Short AU Crack Conversation for the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
spn_crackfic REVERSAL Challenge. Take your favourite angsty scene/episode from the series (anything, whether it's Devil's trap, In My Time of Dying or Born Under a Bad Sign) and make it cracktastic. While I wouldn't call this my favourite angsty scene, it's just begging for reversal. There's a graphic for this lunacy (generated on one of those daft "make your own avatar" sites) at the end.
"Before Dad died he... he told me something. Something about you."
"What? Dean, what did he tell you."
"He said... He told me you're... you're..."
"What? Evil? Half-demon? Going to lead an army of hellspawn or something? What?!"
"He told me... you're a were-kitten, Sammy."
"I knew it! I knew I was destined to... wait a minute. A what??"
"A were-kitten. I couldn't believe it either."
"But... what? When?"
"I've been thinking about it since Dad told me, and I guess it must have been ever since you were nine."
"Since I was nine? How?"
"That thing in your closet cursed you. See, I thought the kitten stuff was just a one-time curse, but I guess it stuck around."
"You've seen this happen?"
"Yeah, you were a kitten for most of a month afterward. Ginger tabby. Cute as hell. Dad did some ritual thing, though and I thought it was all over and done with a long time ago."
"Buh... But that makes no sense. I don't remember ever turning into a kitten, Dean! I would have noticed..."
"No, I wish it wasn't true, Sammy, but it is. Dad told me he's been secretly doing a transformation suppression ritual on you every month since you got cursed."
"...So, when he came to see me without me knowing at Stanford, he was-"
"-hanging in the ivy outside your window, burning catnip leaves and sacrificing a can of tuna. Or something."
"Or something?"
"Yeah. Dad didn't tell me the exact instructions for the ritual, just that it was in his journal."
"Dean, we've spent over a year going through Dad's journal looking for stuff and not once have we seen any kind of... were-kitten suppression ritual."
"Well, we weren't exactly looking for it were we?"
"Uh... Well, no."
"Anyway, we better figure it out quick, just in case you get an urge to, I dunno, sleep with a werewolf some day."
"What? Why would I do something like that?"
"I have no idea. C'mon. Finish your beer, we've gotta get you a litter box before nightfall."
- - -
(that's all... sort of.)
Now, here's that graphic I mentioned...
Dean Winchester and Sammy the Were-kitten, crica 1992
generated using elouai's doll maker 3
Characters: Sam, Dean
Classification: GEN, AU, alternate scene, conversation, crack
Rating: GEN, G.
Warnings: Um... None really. General second season spoilerishness. (Includes a small graphic.)
Word Count:322 words
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I am on nothing.
Summary:What if John had told Dean an entirely different secret?
A/N:Short AU Crack Conversation for the
spn_crackfic REVERSAL Challenge. Take your favourite angsty scene/episode from the series (anything, whether it's Devil's trap, In My Time of Dying or Born Under a Bad Sign) and make it cracktastic. While I wouldn't call this my favourite angsty scene, it's just begging for reversal. There's a graphic for this lunacy (generated on one of those daft "make your own avatar" sites) at the end.
Conversations
by CaffieneKitty
The Effanineffable Secret
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Timeframe:
At the lake shore in the beginning of "Hunted". AU. Craaaaaaack.
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"Before Dad died he... he told me something. Something about you."
"What? Dean, what did he tell you."
"He said... He told me you're... you're..."
"What? Evil? Half-demon? Going to lead an army of hellspawn or something? What?!"
"He told me... you're a were-kitten, Sammy."
"I knew it! I knew I was destined to... wait a minute. A what??"
"A were-kitten. I couldn't believe it either."
"But... what? When?"
"I've been thinking about it since Dad told me, and I guess it must have been ever since you were nine."
"Since I was nine? How?"
"That thing in your closet cursed you. See, I thought the kitten stuff was just a one-time curse, but I guess it stuck around."
"You've seen this happen?"
"Yeah, you were a kitten for most of a month afterward. Ginger tabby. Cute as hell. Dad did some ritual thing, though and I thought it was all over and done with a long time ago."
"Buh... But that makes no sense. I don't remember ever turning into a kitten, Dean! I would have noticed..."
"No, I wish it wasn't true, Sammy, but it is. Dad told me he's been secretly doing a transformation suppression ritual on you every month since you got cursed."
"...So, when he came to see me without me knowing at Stanford, he was-"
"-hanging in the ivy outside your window, burning catnip leaves and sacrificing a can of tuna. Or something."
"Or something?"
"Yeah. Dad didn't tell me the exact instructions for the ritual, just that it was in his journal."
"Dean, we've spent over a year going through Dad's journal looking for stuff and not once have we seen any kind of... were-kitten suppression ritual."
"Well, we weren't exactly looking for it were we?"
"Uh... Well, no."
"Anyway, we better figure it out quick, just in case you get an urge to, I dunno, sleep with a werewolf some day."
"What? Why would I do something like that?"
"I have no idea. C'mon. Finish your beer, we've gotta get you a litter box before nightfall."
- - -
(that's all... sort of.)
Now, here's that graphic I mentioned...
Dean Winchester and Sammy the Were-kitten, crica 1992
generated using elouai's doll maker 3
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I just re envisioned every season since John died with Sam as a were kitten.
Can you imagine? The final confrontation! Jake vs Sam. Jake lunges, ready to plunge a knife in his back and then suddenly Sam's a kitten and Jake trips over him and falls on his own knife.
Or when Hendrickson captures them? Infinite comedic possibility. :D
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That's fantastic! I rarely get to hear or use the word were-kitten, but it always makes me giggle when I do :D
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Sacrificing a can of tuna.....
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