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caffienekitty ([personal profile] caffienekitty) wrote2009-05-27 12:15 am

Reaction: New Star Trek Movie

I have seen the Star Trek movie.



Now that is the way you do a reboot! Doesn't compromise canon, yet changes everything. Hello AU!! *glee* Time travel rocks! \o/

Okay, so. Wow. Random things in rough order.


Movie Theatre experience:

Due to unavoidable work crap, got to theatre ten minutes before showtime. Forgot today is Tuesday and $9.99 movie-drink-and-pop day. About 40 people in line. Foolishly decided, "What the heck, probably miles of trailers first anyway" paid for popcorn and drink, figuring everyone would be in theatres already and lines would be short. Yeah. No.

While in line-up was nearly scared to death by Jack Black poster. Am standing in line. Feel like someone is standing behind me. Glance back and see out of the corner of my eye, JACK BLACK'S GIANT FREAKING HEAD staring at me, go 'AAAH!!!!' and thereby entertain the entire snack line up. *facepalm*

Got into theatre, movie has already started, and since it's in the teeny weeny theatre now, seats are almost full. There is a seat at the back on the aisle. Man has coat on it. I try to quietly ask if it's available, he grunts no. Okay, fine. Not gonna go down into the distort-o-vision section right at the front, not gonna walk in front of people to get to a seat, so I stood.

At the back.

For the entire movie.

Well okay, not quite the entire movie, I sat down on the floor for a bit to try to juggle my notebook and the damn popcorn and drink. This would be why my butt was sticky and covered in popcorn. Also, speaking of popcorn, I have 3/4 of a bag left, which I rolled closed and shoved into my shoulder bag about half-way through because it was making me nauseous and the bag of popcorn was about two cubic feet. o.O

Oh, and the seat the guy implied was reserved? No one ever sat in it. But whatever. After a while I stopped noticing.


Movie itself:

Not sure how much I missed, when I got in, Kirk's mom was in labour and being transferred out of Sickbay and Kirk's dad was being heroic and getting everyone off the ship. Not sure why she was on the ship in the first place, but okay. Got the general gist of events to that point.

Going to be really tough to do a retroactive reaction to this due to the lack of comprehensible notes, lack of sitting (spending the last hour of the movie, standing at a very rusty 'parade rest' to keep my spine from leaping out and throttling the guy who 'saved' a seat for his coats), and lack of brain about halfway through when I could not stop grinning gap-mouthed like an idiot at the screen. So this will be scattered and random.

-Wee!Kirk in the car!!! It's awesome because the whole time travel thing making his early life quite different due to his father dying before he ever knew him, the character can be even more reckless and rebellious than original Kirk.

-*glee* at Kirk and the Kobayashi Maru! Spock authoring the Kobayashi Maru. Kirk being entirely unsurreptitious about the whole "I'm going to win it" thing. He could have been sneaky, he could have pretended to be into the scenario and win by apparent loophole in the system, but no. Kirk doesn't do surreptitious.

-The orbital HALO drop! The fact that before they hit atmosphere it was silent!!!! THE GUY IN THE RED SUIT BIT IT! \o/ And he had an accent and lines as a misdirection! Hee!

-Ninja!Sulu and the collapsible katana! \o/ So much glee!

-Holy crap, red matter is ridiculously dangerous! One drop can crack a planet! How does that even work? o.O And yet, I see a big undulating ball, I immediately think "Rover!" *shrug* The Prisoner. Yes, I'm an even bigger dork than most people know.

-Heinleinesque math-whiz Chekov!! I knew he was more than just a designated back-up victim! \o/

-Targetting system on the transporter! Screw pushing random buttons! \o/

-Spock/Uhura? Wow! Holy rare-pairing-becomes-new-canon Batman! At least I think it was a rare pairing. It was usually Spock/Chapel. Or, well, you know. ;-)

-Nero's not just making Spock pay, he's making changes to make the Romulan empire stronger, which explains everything, even Chekov being there at 17! Nero is an ambitious bugger for a guy from a Romulan mining ship! (Also, Nero, excellent acknowledgment of the old canon that for some reason, the first Romulans met in the original series had Roman names, Roman cultural elements like the title of Praetor, and a Roman mythology-based planet name. No idea whether any of that ever got explained)

-I love that time travel has made any argument about things not being like old Trek canon entirely moot. It's so awesome, I don't even care that there's so many paradoxical elements the universe should implode!

-"Get out of the chair." Heee!

-Spock frigging jettisoned Kirk onto an ice planet? Dude. That's cold. Har har. (omgyay!)

-Scotty. Censured and assigned to an ice planet. Simon freaking Pegg. Bitching about having no real food. Wearing gants. I can't even. Dude. SCOTTY!!!!! He's totally different, yet he's perfect.

-Hee at Scotty beaming out Archer's Beagle. If they do more movies (guessing that's likely) I hope the beagle turns up randomly somewhere.

-Ambassador Spock (I knew he was in it, but OMG HAI NIMOY!!) telling Kirk to go provoke his younger self into being emotionally compromised, which also crystalizes the dynamic of new!Spock more clearly, because while there have been changes on Vulcan due to Nero's influence, Spock's upbringing was likely much the same as it was before the changes. Giving Spock a tragedy of this magnitude, both on a cultural and personal level allows more dynamic in Spock's character because there is a critical incident from which emotional cracks can spread. Zack Quinto's Spock will be a very interesting character to watch the growth of.

-OMG, ENGINEERING LOOKS LIKE IT'S AN ACTUAL WORKING ENGINEERING DEPT!!! I mean wide-open spaces and clean panels and buttons and mesh and glowing tubes and stuff are fine and all but I like an engineering department to look like it's the guts of a working, actual ship, space-going, sea-going, whatever. And guts are not pristine, sterile and spacious, whether biological or mechanical.

-I cannot express my intense glee at the design of the new phasers intelligibly. It's... the whole lenses switching thing, it's almost like steam-punk. Hee!

-Rather nervous at the whole giant ball of red matter being cut loose there. I mean a drop can make a black hole that will suck up a planet. So that amount of the stuff could, what? Suck up the galaxy? Crack the universe apart? And yet they outran it, because they are the Enterprise crew and it is their job to be collectively so awesome they can outrun a universe-cracking singularity. And Scotty can make it stop.

-So much other stuff I missed. Need DVDs now.


Lists of things:

I was half keeping track of things that the rabid frothing Trek purist I know (some of you know him as that jerk 'Queeg') would find objectionable. Actually things that would make his head explode. Either like Scanners or like a Lemming on countdown mode. "Oh Noes!" *POF!* Confetti everywhere.

Queeg is a guy who refuses to hear "Enterprise" spoken of in the same breath as Star Trek because it had Imperial Klingons landing on earth in the first episode. Queeg will never ever know how awesome this movie is, because he will only see that it is not his canon, and if he does actually see the movie, he'll walk out before the whole time travel thing really kicks in, and refuse to hear anything about it, except to deride it. His loss.

Things that would make Queeg's head go *POF!*:

-Uhura knows Romulan. Actually any reference to Romulans would do Queeg in.
-The green Orion girl in Starfleet Academy.
-Chekov on board, at all.
-Spock/Uhura
-The slightest mention of Cardassian anything
-That starship with four nacelles

But I stopped keeping track, because delightful as it is to imagine Queeg's head exploding, I couldn't keep up with the awesome.


Also, since, as few of you may know, I used to be a hardcore Trekkie, several things made me misty.

Things that made me misty in the movie:

-First conversation between Kirk and McCoy. 'Coz the guy doing McCoy got him right. (Was that Karl Urban?)
-First sight of the Enterprise. 'Coz I am a sap.
-The blue, red and yellow uniform shirts. \o/
-Original Spock. Like I said, I knew Nimoy was in it due to spoilers, but... yeah.
-Scene between Original Spock and Reboot Spock. Passing the torch. That's what it looks like.


Things that made me misty other than in the movie proper:

-Majel Barrett Roddenberry's voice of computer credit.
-Oddly, Mark Okrand credit for Romulan and Vulcan language consulting.
-Dedication at the end of the credits in memory of the Roddenberrys
-A random boy of about fourteen saying fervently to his dad on the way out that he wanted to watch all of Star Trek ever made right away. I can't even explain why, but that got me.


Overall

They can do more movies in this 'verse and I will watch them, and probably buy the DVDs.

This movie? That is the way you do a frigging reboot of a long-standing franchise. Honour and acknowledge what's past, and make a new path into the future. That kicked ass.

Am I a Trekkie again? ... we'll see. If it turns out I am, I'm sure as hell not telling Queeg. :-P
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[personal profile] aescu 2009-05-27 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like the 10$ were worth it ;) But seriously a theatre where there are not enough seats?!

[identity profile] ant3ka.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad you liked the movie!! I was hoping you would. :) And this review was EPIC! And I want to go and kick that guy with the coats in the ASS for you.

[identity profile] brigid-tanner.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!! SEE!!! Told you it was awesome! The guy with the coat was an ass.

First sight of the Enterprise. 'Coz I am a sap. Made me more than misty...I just flat out cried. Quietly, so as not to scare anyone near me. Though I think the woman a few seats over was also wiping her eyes :)

[identity profile] july-july-july.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
When I left the theater, my first thought was "WHEE! I wanna go again."

[identity profile] anniehow.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved the movie so much I broke one of my cardinal rules and *ahem* acquired a crappy copy just to re-watch it again and again RIGHT NOW because I couldn't wait for the DVDs. Which I will buy, no question about it.

But it really is one of those you need to see on the big screen, at least once.

[identity profile] malevolent73.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! *claps* And wiping away a tear or two on your behalf because apparently I am an empath? But not so much that I could sway you to feel otherwise, just enough that your enjoyment of your "trek universe", of which I have absolutely no knowledge, makes me happy and weepy too. :)

Sorry you had to stand though, and be distracted by annoyance at a major tool.

I may have searched for Star Trek episodes to record on the dvr recently to see what all the fuss is about. ;)

[identity profile] irismay42.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't believe you had to stand up throughout the movie! There are some times you really need to be accompanied by Dean Winchester.

Despite that, I'm glad you enjoyed it! And I hadn't realised Majel Barrett Roddenberry had passed away! That makes it even more awesome that they used her voice for one of the computer sequences!

I took me ages to recognise Karl Urban as McCoy! (I finally recognised him from his eyebrows believe it or not!) He did a great job with the accent!

[identity profile] teithiwr.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yaaaay!

I'll admit, I'm a Star Trek noob: I've only ever seen a few episodes of TOS (although I want to see more now!), but I really loved this movie. SO MUCH. Must be a completely different experience, seeing it from your perspective, though!


Was that Karl Urban? Yes! And just how awesome was he? *glee*

Simon Pegg = ♥

Wahooooo!!

[identity profile] ciaranbochna.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok so I am heading for tooth-drilling session soon but I had to say--I am sooooooooo glad that you loved it!! I also started crying and getting misty at random moments(including seeing the ship), I just couldn't help it. The casting was so brilliant--just, yes. I also take out katana and shred the **^&$#$*&'s coats and threaten his person in general--some people, geeze. Now you know why Steen saw it 6 times..lol I wish I could go again too. Wheee! You went!!!


Hugs

Re: Wahooooo!!

[identity profile] ciaranbochna.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Being an adult is highly overrated--too many things that need paying, and not enough money for books and movies;) Winning the lotto is definitely in order.

Hugs
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[personal profile] aescu 2009-05-27 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So, after all that fuss I think I have to watch the move, too. My parents are taking the kids so I 'only' have to persuade my lazy-as-hell huseband
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[personal profile] aescu 2009-05-28 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Dubbed. Well I could go and watch in english but no way my huseband would join. He's too lazy to do foreign languages if there is an easy way round ;D (We always have this fight about watching SPN - I HATE the german version btw - HATE HATE HATE...)
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[personal profile] aescu 2009-05-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol* No, but they sound WAY too young AND (that's the worst thing): remember S2 where Sam get's drunk on a job? (Playthings) Jared slurrs: "Ya bossy." German-dubber says very clearly: "Du bist herrschsüchtig." No one would say it like that if he was drunk (domineering is not even posh enough to cover the german translation used). Another example? Asylum S1: Jensen nearly gags when opening the casket where the Doctor's body is in. German-dubber stays SILENT. *argl* That's the reason I read english books and watch english DVDs. Sorry for rating, awful dubbing is my weak point.

[identity profile] gwendolyngrace.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
My Trek relationship is remarkably like yours. I was in college during later seasons of TNG so I kinda lost the thread there, but still tuned in over summers and caught many of the seminal episodes. I liked DS9 but again, lost track during the year I didn't have a TV. I've seen episodes of Voyager and Enterprise, but evidently completely forgot that Tim Russ played a Vulcan (because I was scratching my head at black Vulcans - duh!). Oh - and I forgot to say that I've seen *most* of the movies. I may have missed some of the later ones. But ST3: Search for Spock is one of the first films I remember my mother and I going to see opening night because we HAD to know what happened after Wrath of Khan!

So I came into this very skeptical. I'd heard about the time travel and was all "Meh" about it. But they really did a good job of acknowledging while simultaneously building their own 'verse. And Hell Yes, Karl Urban you fabulous bastard. He NAILED McCoy - probably the best of all of them at capturing the spirit of his original actor.

(I was also amused that Ambassador Spock's ship was a Firefly model.)

But Spock/Uhura bugged the living shit out of me. Poor Nurse Chapel. Of course now we know why she didn't want to kiss Kirk in that episode with the Greek gods....
Edited 2009-05-27 20:24 (UTC)

[identity profile] gwendolyngrace.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but you're assuming, as I did at first, that they weren't an item before she kisses him in the turboshaft.

Go back to the scene where she tells him to reassign her to Enterprise. They're already doing it. He's way whipped and does what she says too quickly.

The little ripples had already spread out pretty far for her to be able to wrap him around like that....

'M just sayin'.
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[personal profile] aescu 2009-05-28 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, Chapel/Spock was pretty one-sided. ;-)

Well, rewatch the original series - It's *way* from one-sided ;) But you have to look very carefully because it really ist not an obvious thing. Sadly I'm not able to point at the episoded right now, last time I watched is about 2 years in the past... :(
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[personal profile] tigriswolf 2009-05-28 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I love this movie so much, I'm going see it a fourth time later today. *glee*

I've watched the first four original movies; the whale one is my favorite.