SPN Ficlet: Sugar and Spice

[caffienekitty]

Title: Sugar and Spice
Characters: Bobby and, uh, Dean.
Rating/Warnings: GEN, PG. Crack. (Curse or something based) Genderswap. I am so sorry.
Word Count: 370
Disclaimer: Not mine, no ownership claimed.
Summary: A response for a comment meme prompt; "frustrated hormonal feeling like an abject failure at everything teen girl!Dean mid-crying jag, and Bobby"
A/N: Found this orphaned in my fic folder. It was a very long while back so I don't even remember which comment-fic meme it was for. No offense intended to future, current or former teenage girls. Dean's just new at this. [LJ-only]



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Sugar and Spice
by CaffieneKitty
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Bobby didn't have a clue what to do with girls, especially distraught teenage girls that used to be six-foot-tall men.

Dean sobbed, shoulders shaking, arms crossed over her- his- her... well. Bobby didn't want to think about the current state of Dean's chest anyway.

"It's- it's all wr- wrong, Bobby!" Dean's somehow even bigger than usual green eyes looked up at him, all wobbly with tears. "I do- don't know where Sa- Sam is and I can't sto- stop crying and I do- do- I don't know what to doooooo!"

The girl that was Dean buried her face in her hands and sobbed.

Somehow a 'suck it up and deal' pep talk didn't seem appropriate. Although why the hell shouldn't it, Bobby thought; women were tough. Ellen would kick his ass if he tried to coddle her. Same with most women he'd known, including his wife. The thought of telling this particular weeping girl to just deal with it, things weren't that bad, brought Bobby vague memories of school teachers with swift rulers, knocking him on the knuckles for pulling Susie McConnell's pigtails.

Girls were a minefield. And this wasn't a girl, this was Dean.

Bobby took his cap off and scratched his head. "Dean-"

Dean looked up at Bobby and sniffled.

"It'll be okay. We'll get hold of Sam, he's probably..." Bobby couldn't think of a single good reason why Sam wasn't answering his phone. When he did answer, the boy was gonna get an earful.

Dean was still looking at him with the big wobbly green eyes of doom. Damn the boy. Girl. Whatever.

Bobby put his hat back on. "Sam's probably going nuts trying to figure out where you are. In the meantime, we can try and figure out what happened to you and maybe change you back before your brother gets a lifetime worth of teasing material."

"Y- you think you can fix this?"

Bobby shrugged. "Worth a shot. Can't hardly make it much worse."

The five-foot-nothing teenager impacted Bobby's chest, arms wrapping around and squeezing.

"Oh Bobbeeeeee!" wailed Dean.

Bobby rubbed the girl-that-was-Dean's back and let her soak his shirt, already planning on forgetting this ever happened when Dean was back to normal.

Unless Dean was being a real pain in the ass. Then the subject might come up.

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(that's all there is)

Comments

[blackcat333-99.livejournal.com]

Moar? Pretty please? Would you be open to bribes of undying glee?

[caffienekitty]

I have got so much on the go and so little free time that it's not likely, but I'll stick it in the bunny-corral, see if it hops.

[caffienekitty]

Well, he might. For reference with research and things.

[dendritejungle.livejournal.com]

BOBBY'S BAFFLED-NESS AHAHAHA LOVE.

[caffienekitty]

Hee! Thanks!

[weesta.livejournal.com]

Oh my word! I was intrigued when you included an apology in the warning - hee! I love that Bobby is completely discomfited by a weepy, sobbing girl!Dean. I'm sure the woobie eyes would do anyone in!

[caffienekitty]

I just hoped it wouldn't offend anyone. :-)

[embroiderama]

Oh, heeeeeee, poor Dean and Bobby!

[caffienekitty]

*pats them*

[aescu]

I love Bobby :D

[caffienekitty]

Bobby is awesome. :-)

[brigid-tanner.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's got to be more! This is fun. Love how confused Bobby is at how to treat Dean, and his reflections on Ellen, his wife, and then getting rapped on the knuckles. LOL!! It's not often Bobby can't cope, so it's delightful when he's confused. Given the hormonal crying, he might want to call Ellen for a little help, cause it sure sounds like PMS to me :)

[caffienekitty]

I'm not sure whether this is pre or post 4.10, but it's sometime during season 4, and I don't think Dean would react too well to other people being informed about his current problem. I don't have much free time and I have a lot of stuff on the go, but I'll stick it in the bunny corral to fend for itself.

[irismay42.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but you can't just leave us hanging like that! Where's Sam? Why isn't he pulling Dean's pigtails? Does Dean have pigtails?!

That was brilliant! I don't usually do Girl!Dean stories, but that was just hilarious!

[caffienekitty]

Thanks. I've got a lot of stuff on the go and very little free time, so it's in the bunny corral to fend for itself.

[teand.livejournal.com]

Hee! And I love the last line; PURE Bobby!

[caffienekitty]

Thanks! I was worried about that last line, so I'm glad it worked.

[poppymoon3.livejournal.com]

'Bobbeeeeee!'

LMFAO!

[caffienekitty]

Thanks!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Somehow a 'suck it up and deal' pep talk didn't seem appropriate.

Bobby for the win! \0/

[caffienekitty]

He does occasionally use tact. :-)

[samalander-dawn.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D :D

not usually so big on the genderswap....but I love this :D

[caffienekitty]

thanks.

[ciaranbochna.livejournal.com]

Grinning like an idiot over here:) Ohh the awesome that is Bobby..hee hee. Excellent.

Hugs

[caffienekitty]

Bobby's awesome knows no bounds.

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

More, more, more!!!!

I love this and I want more!

I want Sam's reaction - and Bobby's reaction to Sam's reaction.

And how Dean feels after returning to normal.

More, please?

[caffienekitty]

It's in the bunny-corral, if it can fight its way clear of everything else. then maybe. But not likely.

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

This is adorable

[caffienekitty]

Thanks!