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caffienekitty) wrote2009-02-12 01:59 am
caffienekitty) wrote2009-02-12 01:59 am
SPN ...thing: Bobby's Cooking Tips for Idjits
Title:Bobby's Cooking Tips for Idjits
Format: Kind of a lame advice list with vaguely related pictures. Gen, PG
Warnings: None? Might be grossish? *shrug* Contains caps from 4.14.
Disclaimer:Bobby's not mine.
Summary: Bobby offers basic culinary advice to hunters.
A/N: Very random. Screencaps frommarishna and Supernatural.tv
Bobby's Cooking Tips for Idjits
When you're out hunting, sometimes dinner-time ain't as simple as pulling up at a drive-through window. Here's a couple tips on how not to get killed by your dinner or dinner companions.
Know who you're sitting at a table with. Even if you think you do know who you're sitting at a table with, assume nothing.
Always use a cast iron frying pan. If what you're aimin' to cook starts sizzling before the heat's turned on, it's too evil. Marinate with Holy Water and add more salt.
Always water the drinks.
Make sure you get your seasonings out of the correct spice drawer. A wormwood and peyote seasoned casserole might make for some mighty interesting dinner conversation, but the flashbacks later are a real bitch.
Always look at what you're eating before you take a big bite out of it. Especially if you're up against a Trickster, a witch, or a bored Winchester.
In a pinch, you can cook things on an engine. Not in an engine, on an engine. Any one of you idjits comes to me and tries to blame me for a radiator full of soup, I'm chargin' you triple on the replacement costs.
You just can't beat a good barbeque.
Never trust a sausage. You never know what really went into 'em.
Never trust a taco, either.
When in doubt, add more salt. When not in doubt, add more salt. Just add more salt. Hypertension's a pain in the ass, but it won't kill ya near as fast as a zombie-chicken.
It's a hard life and hard things happen to good people. Sometimes you can't do squat to help someone in a real bad spot or repair a person's life. Sometimes all you can do is try and keep the poor bastard fed.
- - -
(that's all I got.)
Format: Kind of a lame advice list with vaguely related pictures. Gen, PG
Warnings: None? Might be grossish? *shrug* Contains caps from 4.14.
Disclaimer:Bobby's not mine.
Summary: Bobby offers basic culinary advice to hunters.
A/N: Very random. Screencaps from
marishna and Supernatural.tv |
When you're out hunting, sometimes dinner-time ain't as simple as pulling up at a drive-through window. Here's a couple tips on how not to get killed by your dinner or dinner companions.
 |
Know who you're sitting at a table with. Even if you think you do know who you're sitting at a table with, assume nothing.
 |
Always use a cast iron frying pan. If what you're aimin' to cook starts sizzling before the heat's turned on, it's too evil. Marinate with Holy Water and add more salt.
 |
Always water the drinks.
 |
Make sure you get your seasonings out of the correct spice drawer. A wormwood and peyote seasoned casserole might make for some mighty interesting dinner conversation, but the flashbacks later are a real bitch.
 |
Always look at what you're eating before you take a big bite out of it. Especially if you're up against a Trickster, a witch, or a bored Winchester.
 |
In a pinch, you can cook things on an engine. Not in an engine, on an engine. Any one of you idjits comes to me and tries to blame me for a radiator full of soup, I'm chargin' you triple on the replacement costs.
 |
You just can't beat a good barbeque.
 |
Never trust a sausage. You never know what really went into 'em.
 |
Never trust a taco, either.
 |
When in doubt, add more salt. When not in doubt, add more salt. Just add more salt. Hypertension's a pain in the ass, but it won't kill ya near as fast as a zombie-chicken.
 |
It's a hard life and hard things happen to good people. Sometimes you can't do squat to help someone in a real bad spot or repair a person's life. Sometimes all you can do is try and keep the poor bastard fed.
- - -
(that's all I got.)