Crossover Fic: Scientists and Skeletons and Mutants, Oh My!

Title: Scientists and Skeletons and Mutants, Oh My!
Crossover: Torchwood/The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
Characters: Most of them, but not all.
Word Count: 3150
Timeline: S1 Torchwood (pre-"Out of Time" minor side reference to Season 2 finale), and it doesn't bloody matter for The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, but I guess after the meteor and before Dr. Fleming finds the cave.
Disclaimer: Oh yes. I disclaim this. As one does in a disclaimer. With great and disclaimful disclaiming.
Warnings/Rating: Gen, PG-13 Excessively random. Crack. Very vague implications of Captain Jack/everything. (Come on. It's Torchwood.)
A/N: Don't worry if you don't know what the hell 'Lost Skeleton of Cadavra' is. Most people won't have heard of it. This is written for sandrinnad, ciaranbochna, lurkingwombat, T, and J. I suspect they will all know why. This is entirely lurkingwombat's fault. Go poke him.

Summary: Not all skeletons are in closets, and a surprisingly small percentage of them want to rule the world.

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