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SPN ...thing: Supernatural Episode Mash-ups
Title: Supernatural Episode Mash-ups
Warnings/Rating: GEN, PG. Spoilers to the end of Season 4. (Post itself is Safe for Australia, but comments might not be). Not exactly fic. AU??? o.O Definitely crack. Possible splorf warning.
Word Count: not many
Disclaimer: Only the insanity is mine.
A/N: Okay, this is pure crack. I was randomly pondering Supernatural episodes at work (as one does) and mis-thought an episode title, mixing two titles up. I giggled, corrected myself, and had a side ponder of what the resulting mixed-up episode would be like. And what other titles could be mixed up and what those episodes would be like. Aaaaaand there went the afternoon. *facepalm* Some summaries are related to the actual episodes, some are totally random. [LJ-Only]
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Supernatural Episode Mash-ups
by CaffieneKitty
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('Born Under a Bad Sign' plus 'Bad Day at Black Rock' equals...)
Born Under a Black Rock:
Sam disappears for nearly a month. After a random phone call that their father's heretofore unknown storage unit has been broken into, Dean goes there and finds Sam inside, dazed and clutching a rabbit's foot. Sam claims to have no memory of where he's been for the last several weeks, but as the evidence unfolds and more dehydrated carrots are found, it is revealed that Sam has actually been possessed by the ghost of Bunnicula. Who subsequently beats the crap out of Dean for not eating his veggies.
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('Dead Man's Blood' plus 'Bugs' equals...)
Dead Man's Bugs:
During a case involving insect-controlling vampires, the Winchesters cross paths with vacationing CSI Entomology expert Gil Grissom. Hijinx and daddy issues ensue.
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('The Kids Are Alright' plus 'Ghostfacers' equals...)
The Kids Are All Ghostfacers:
In a small town in Indiana, Ed Zeddmore and Harry Spengler's ghost-hunting reality show is wildly popular with the 8-to-14-year-old set. Sam and Dean discover this when they try to work a case in the town and find gangs of kids everywhere they go, all of them waving around store-bought EMF meters, talking into each other's camera phones and singing that damn theme song. Can the Winchesters solve the case before any of the wanna-be mini-Ghostfacers get their fool selves killed?
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('Children shouldn't Play With Dead Things' plus 'Playthings' equals...)
Children Shouldn't Play with Playthings:
The Winchesters go to a picturesque supposedly-haunted Bed and Breakfast, and discover that someone there has managed to raise a zombie version of their own inner child. Said outer-inner-zombie-child is now getting back at the world for being raised in a B&B and never being allowed to jump on the furniture or play like a normal kid by forcing anyone who stays there to play until they drop dead of exhaustion. Music in this episode: "Hotel California" and "Creepy Doll"
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('It's a Terrible Life' plus 'On the Head of a Pin' equals...)
It's a Terrible Life On the Head of a Pin:
A one-hour sitcom-style episode on just how much it sucks to be an angel. Set in Heaven. Starring Castiel, with Uriel as his quirky yet secretly evil neighbor, Zachariah as Castiel's jerk of an office supervisor and Anna as Castiel's former.... something. No one's sure exactly what.
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('Criss Angel is a Douchebag' plus 'Wendigo' equals...)
Criss Angel is a Wendigo:
Las Vegas PD has noticed a few too many magician's helpers are going missing at a stage magic festival. Former crossover guest Gil Grissom has a suspicion it's not the CSI's kind of gig and calls in the Winchesters. After stringent investigation involving show-girls, feathers and sequins, the Winchesters discover that the star of the extravaganza, Criss Angel, is in actuality an urbanized Wendigo (which explains how he survived a few of his tricks, maybe), and he has been eating assistants and audience volunteers. (It's Vegas; he's surprised anyone noticed.) Contains 19 occurrences or variations upon the word "Wendigo"
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('Dream a Little Dream of Me' plus 'Lazarus Rising' equals...)
Dream a Little Dream of Lazarus Rising
In the season 4 opener, Dean comes back from Hell and rescues Sammy from Ruby's clutches. Then with his brother and their shiny new angel sidekick at his side, he kills Lilith, stops the Apocalypse and makes the world a happy fluffy sunshiny place full of free beer, rock music and nymphomaniacs. Then he wakes up, still in Hell. Dean swears vengeance (again, some more) on Lilith and fandom bays for Kripke's blood.
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('Everybody Loves a Clown' plus 'Bloody Mary' equals...)
Everybody Loves a Bloody Mary:
The Winchesters and assorted other familiar characters spend the entire episode getting hosed on vodka and tomato juice cocktails and discussing their deepest and most ridiculous childhood fears.
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(that's all I've got for now! :-D)
PLEASE, NO SPOILERS OR REFERENCES TO SPOILERY MATERIAL IN COMMENTS! (See Sidebar for definition)
Warnings/Rating: GEN, PG. Spoilers to the end of Season 4. (Post itself is Safe for Australia, but comments might not be). Not exactly fic. AU??? o.O Definitely crack. Possible splorf warning.
Word Count: not many
Disclaimer: Only the insanity is mine.
A/N: Okay, this is pure crack. I was randomly pondering Supernatural episodes at work (as one does) and mis-thought an episode title, mixing two titles up. I giggled, corrected myself, and had a side ponder of what the resulting mixed-up episode would be like. And what other titles could be mixed up and what those episodes would be like. Aaaaaand there went the afternoon. *facepalm* Some summaries are related to the actual episodes, some are totally random. [LJ-Only]
Supernatural Episode Mash-ups
by CaffieneKitty
-
('Born Under a Bad Sign' plus 'Bad Day at Black Rock' equals...)
Born Under a Black Rock:
Sam disappears for nearly a month. After a random phone call that their father's heretofore unknown storage unit has been broken into, Dean goes there and finds Sam inside, dazed and clutching a rabbit's foot. Sam claims to have no memory of where he's been for the last several weeks, but as the evidence unfolds and more dehydrated carrots are found, it is revealed that Sam has actually been possessed by the ghost of Bunnicula. Who subsequently beats the crap out of Dean for not eating his veggies.
-
('Dead Man's Blood' plus 'Bugs' equals...)
Dead Man's Bugs:
During a case involving insect-controlling vampires, the Winchesters cross paths with vacationing CSI Entomology expert Gil Grissom. Hijinx and daddy issues ensue.
-
('The Kids Are Alright' plus 'Ghostfacers' equals...)
The Kids Are All Ghostfacers:
In a small town in Indiana, Ed Zeddmore and Harry Spengler's ghost-hunting reality show is wildly popular with the 8-to-14-year-old set. Sam and Dean discover this when they try to work a case in the town and find gangs of kids everywhere they go, all of them waving around store-bought EMF meters, talking into each other's camera phones and singing that damn theme song. Can the Winchesters solve the case before any of the wanna-be mini-Ghostfacers get their fool selves killed?
-
('Children shouldn't Play With Dead Things' plus 'Playthings' equals...)
Children Shouldn't Play with Playthings:
The Winchesters go to a picturesque supposedly-haunted Bed and Breakfast, and discover that someone there has managed to raise a zombie version of their own inner child. Said outer-inner-zombie-child is now getting back at the world for being raised in a B&B and never being allowed to jump on the furniture or play like a normal kid by forcing anyone who stays there to play until they drop dead of exhaustion. Music in this episode: "Hotel California" and "Creepy Doll"
-
('It's a Terrible Life' plus 'On the Head of a Pin' equals...)
It's a Terrible Life On the Head of a Pin:
A one-hour sitcom-style episode on just how much it sucks to be an angel. Set in Heaven. Starring Castiel, with Uriel as his quirky yet secretly evil neighbor, Zachariah as Castiel's jerk of an office supervisor and Anna as Castiel's former.... something. No one's sure exactly what.
-
('Criss Angel is a Douchebag' plus 'Wendigo' equals...)
Criss Angel is a Wendigo:
Las Vegas PD has noticed a few too many magician's helpers are going missing at a stage magic festival. Former crossover guest Gil Grissom has a suspicion it's not the CSI's kind of gig and calls in the Winchesters. After stringent investigation involving show-girls, feathers and sequins, the Winchesters discover that the star of the extravaganza, Criss Angel, is in actuality an urbanized Wendigo (which explains how he survived a few of his tricks, maybe), and he has been eating assistants and audience volunteers. (It's Vegas; he's surprised anyone noticed.) Contains 19 occurrences or variations upon the word "Wendigo"
-
('Dream a Little Dream of Me' plus 'Lazarus Rising' equals...)
Dream a Little Dream of Lazarus Rising
In the season 4 opener, Dean comes back from Hell and rescues Sammy from Ruby's clutches. Then with his brother and their shiny new angel sidekick at his side, he kills Lilith, stops the Apocalypse and makes the world a happy fluffy sunshiny place full of free beer, rock music and nymphomaniacs. Then he wakes up, still in Hell. Dean swears vengeance (again, some more) on Lilith and fandom bays for Kripke's blood.
-
('Everybody Loves a Clown' plus 'Bloody Mary' equals...)
Everybody Loves a Bloody Mary:
The Winchesters and assorted other familiar characters spend the entire episode getting hosed on vodka and tomato juice cocktails and discussing their deepest and most ridiculous childhood fears.
- - -
(that's all I've got for now! :-D)
PLEASE, NO SPOILERS OR REFERENCES TO SPOILERY MATERIAL IN COMMENTS! (See Sidebar for definition)
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I want to get a little air in after laughing like a loon for so long :D
Hope you got that because I can't do long-distance artificial respiration. :-)