Sherlock Fic: The Simple Joys of Home

Title: The Simple Joys of Home
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Rating/Warning: Gen PG-13, Set between 1.01 and 1.02, no real spoilers. Quite silly.
Characters: John and Sherlock
Word Count: 2200-ish
Beta/Britpicking: Endless thanks to ditdatdo!
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or this world, I am merely abusing them for sick jollies.
Summary: John is having a very bad day.
A/N: See post-story note for what inspired this. Technical details of this are haphazardly gathered from Google and Wikipedia, and used entirely for comedic effect so don't set any stock in them. Oh, and don't try this at home.
Translation Available: Russian by Nedolechennaya Dama


( John Watson grumbled none-too-quietly to himself as he trudged up to the front door. )